The Pimpster is an expert flirtologist. He and I have worked together many years, mastering the art of flirtology. I must say, to even have his glance in my general direction is something I hold in very high regard.

-Kudos to you, Pimp Daddy!

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its funny when your page says 'how you know pimpy is on hiatus' and i was expecting a checklist of things you're up to instead but alas there was none it was your tricky username fooling me!! drat!

i want this man.
no, i'm serious.
really.

The best whorehound around.

He's one of my chosen people. How fucking special is that?
If I wasn't God, I'd do him.

Smoke me.


Thanks. :P

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This nazi is my favorite Jew ever!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA in my Boris Laugh from Bullwinkle!

A good friend, truely a lil, bitch (insert sarcasm) Or am I bluffing?

A freak, a hippie with a damn good job, a closet String Cheese Incident hulla hoopin' Latin Lover of Fez from that 70's show, and a webbed feet connissuer........

Cabbage?

Yes please is his Slogan!

True!

Shut up you dirty lil Phish lover... ;)~

My friend~ MER_PIMP

Ladies he is seeking a 6'5 mammoth of a broad! With a real nice set of personality!

Chappy Out~ ;)

This cat is so very money. Head held high as he grooves down the sidewalk. The heads turn in his direction, but he doesn't care. The Pimp has it going on in so many ways, but you'd never guess. He's too cool to advertise.

I've only spent a little time with this gentleman, but I can attest to his intelligence, superior taste in music, great taste in cars and friends, and his sense of honor. His presence is akin to a passing stealth bomber. You might not be aware of his cool until it's too late.

If you ever get the chance to spend an evening with this generous and gracious host, be sure to visit his perch high on Twin Peaks. You can see an entire city from his balcony. Enjoy a smoke and take in the view.