Third times a charm

I'm officially engaged as of last night! I have truly found the most amazing, perfect woman a guy could ever ask for.

We're off to Big Sur this weekend to celebrate....

Tribe officially fucking blows.

Geez, get your shit together! Do we need an intervention?

My chat with God

Ok, I'll play too:

Me:
sup, God
God:
The stars.
Me:
that was witty
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
and humble
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
a fembot
God:
What is it?
Me:
a hot metallic chick
God:
fembot is a hot metallic chick. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
of course it does
God:
Gosh! How often?
Me:
at least 3 times a day, with breaks for food
God:
Just three?
Me:
more on the weekends


Me:
whatsamatta, devil got your tongue?
God:
Does "it" still refer to fembot?
Me:
it?
God:
whatsamatta devil got my tongue...
Me:
I know you are but what am I?
God:
Who are you, Pee Wee Herman?
Me:
God knows his pop culture
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
God's supposed to be Jewish
God:
What's your favorite Bible verse?
Me:
John 6:16
God:
Do you mean your name is John?
Me:
It's Pimpy
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
You know everything, dumbass
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
That's not very God-like of you
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is God like of me ?
Me:
your attitude
God:
My ATTITUDE is good.
Me:
your lack of knowledge
God:
You think I am lack of knowledge.
Me:
and grammar
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
why did you let Bush win?
God:
It was determined by my programming.
Me:
So Cheney is really God then?
God:
Alright then. I think Cheney is a lot of things.
Me:
Is he pulling your puppet strings too?
God:
Ask again later. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
What are you, an 8 ball?
God:
I don't know what I am an 8 ball.
Me:
Would you like an 8 ball?
God:
It doesn't sound fun to me.
Me:
sniff some and get back to me
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Er.
Me:
what do you want to know?
God:
Where are you from?
Me:
San Francisco
God:
I am in San Francisco too!
Me:
duh
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
you're everywhere
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am everywhere.
Me:
everyone knows that
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
isn't that what good Christians do?
God:
" That's a rather sweeping generalization."? Is it what good Christians do?
Me:
yes
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
So now I'm God
God:
Take it easy. Why now? I am very pleased to meet you god.
Me:
sweet
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
*Snaps fingers and is on private island with harem*
God:
I think Snaps fingers and is a lot of things.
Me:

God:
I think Snaps fingers and is a lot of things.
Me:
I'm bored
God:
Maybe you could exercise.
Me:
I'm God, I don't have to exercise
God:
Do you mean your name is God you do not have to exercise.
Me:
God you're dumb
God:
Message to all Robots: god called me dumb.


www.titane.ca/concordia/d...od/main.html

Yearning for some old tribes

I was reminicising the other day about staying up all night, typing crazy funny banter in a whole bunch of interconnected tribes. At some point it got to be too much and I had to bow out and concentrate on work. Well I find myself with a much more flexible work schedule now, and kind of miss the old gang. Are any of those tribes still around? Want to invite me back?

Where the hell is Trixie and Uber, etc, and the rest of the Unsubscribed?

LOL

I just thought I'd go public with this. I've sponsored an anti-LOFFLE campaign for about a year now and we're really gaining influence. Way to go!

Anyway, I recently saw the word

LOFFLER
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php

and chuckled, just a bit out loud. I might make use of this word as a textual description of what I'm doing in 3D.

I found a place!

3 weeks of painful searching is finally over! I signed a lease today on a SWEET loft in Potrero Hill. The place is huge, and will fit all of my oversized furniture and then some. It may even be a little *too* big for me, but when is that ever a bad thing? Great views, a huge open deck, and no one living on 3 sides of me.....just how I like it. I move in March 1.

While I'm really happy I found a great place, it's also given me a sense of finality regarding the last 2 years, and how my life could have been so much different from what it now is. I was kind of sad when I signed the dotted line, like now there was no going back. But I guess I needed this to make things final. Who knows where life will take me now? All I know is I am HAPPY to be back in the city I love, surrounded by my good friends and my family. I'm ready to move on and start fresh....everything else will fall into place when the time is right.

Thank you to everyone who has supported me in my time of need. I appreciate and love you all.

Going back to (northern) Cali, Cali, Cali......

I'll be back in the city by the bay as of tomorrow night.

Didya miss me? Well I missed you.

Ready to start this new chapter of my life, full of positivity and drive to be the best Pimpy I can be.
Ok, that sounded kinda hippy drippy. But yeah, I'm back!

One of those "chain blog" thingys

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?

mirror, mirror, on the wall
who is the top choice of them all
there was a rumble, tumble
5 minutes it lasted
the mirror said "You ARE, you conceited bastard!"

2. How much cash do you have on you?
103 dollars.

3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"?
whore

4. Favorite planet?
Pluto. Yeah, I like the underdog.

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
some asshole from work

6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
The CTU ringtone from "24"

7. What shirt are you wearing?
short-sleeve green button down

8. Do you "label" yourself?
I'm logo-free

9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?
Sketchers

10. Bright or Dark Room
DARK

12. What does your watch look like?
Titanium, gray face, silver numbers

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
kiss me

15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
who cares?

16. What's a word that you say a lot?
NO! (I have a toddler)

17. Who told you he/she loved you last?
my fiancee

18. Last furry thing you touched?
My nutsack

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
3

20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
None. digital, baby

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
35

22. Your worst enemy?
my temper

23. What is your current desktop picture?
my little one at halloween

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
i'm on the phone right now

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
million bucks

27. The last song you listened to?
Some Duran Duran song on the radio. SHUT UP

28. What time of day were you born?
4:20am

30. Where did you live in 1987?
Buffalo, NY

31. Are you jealous of anyone?
every day

32. Is anyone jealous of you?
I hope so

33. Where were you when 9/11 happened?
In San Diego at a computer conference

34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Kick it and try to turn it over

35. Do you consider yourself kind?
You gotta be cruel to be kind

37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
Swahili

38. Would you move for the person you loved?
Depends on where

39. Are you touchy feely?
VERY

40. What's your life motto?
Life is short, pass the beer nuts

41. Name three things that you have on you at all times?
that's a tough one. at ALL times?

42. What's your favorite town/city?
San Francisco

43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
lunch

44. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
A loooong time ago

45. Can you change the oil on a car?
Yes.

46. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?
She had 4 kids and was 200 lbs

47. How far back do you know about your ancestry?
not far

48. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy?
black pants, striped shirt, for a b-day party

49. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
My lower back

50. Have you been burned by love?
Yes, and I keep coming back for more

One word

continuing the tribe blog craze....

please leave a one-word comment that you think best describes me -- it can only be one word long. then copy and paste this in your blog so that i may leave a word about you.

tagged...

Well, looks like I've been tagged by Tara...

RULES - Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 8 facts/things/habits about yourself, saying who tagged you. In the end you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. No tag backs.


1. I could read the newspaper when I was 3 years old.

2. I've been mugged over 20 times, and once saw a guy get shot in the head at point-blank range.

3. For the last 5 years (not counting 2006), I've been to 100 or more live music shows per year. 2006-- 20?

4. I've never been arrested, fired, or laid off. I've never spent a day unemployed since I was 16.

5. I've only been in the hospital twice, both times for stitches.

6. I used to be a pretty good breakdancer.

7. I've owned 4 cars so far, totalled 2 of them, the 3rd caught on fire, and the current one is ok (for now)

8. I have 20/10 vision in both eyes. Now if I could only develop x-ray vision...

ok, I'm tagging Chappy, EvinRude, Surfertoes, Hoopinman, Family Girl, and Billy D. GO!