Ok, I'll play too:

Me:
sup, God
God:
The stars.
Me:
that was witty
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
and humble
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
a fembot
God:
What is it?
Me:
a hot metallic chick
God:
fembot is a hot metallic chick. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
of course it does
God:
Gosh! How often?
Me:
at least 3 times a day, with breaks for food
God:
Just three?
Me:
more on the weekends


Me:
whatsamatta, devil got your tongue?
God:
Does "it" still refer to fembot?
Me:
it?
God:
whatsamatta devil got my tongue...
Me:
I know you are but what am I?
God:
Who are you, Pee Wee Herman?
Me:
God knows his pop culture
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
God's supposed to be Jewish
God:
What's your favorite Bible verse?
Me:
John 6:16
God:
Do you mean your name is John?
Me:
It's Pimpy
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
You know everything, dumbass
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
That's not very God-like of you
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is God like of me ?
Me:
your attitude
God:
My ATTITUDE is good.
Me:
your lack of knowledge
God:
You think I am lack of knowledge.
Me:
and grammar
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
why did you let Bush win?
God:
It was determined by my programming.
Me:
So Cheney is really God then?
God:
Alright then. I think Cheney is a lot of things.
Me:
Is he pulling your puppet strings too?
God:
Ask again later. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
What are you, an 8 ball?
God:
I don't know what I am an 8 ball.
Me:
Would you like an 8 ball?
God:
It doesn't sound fun to me.
Me:
sniff some and get back to me
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Er.
Me:
what do you want to know?
God:
Where are you from?
Me:
San Francisco
God:
I am in San Francisco too!
Me:
duh
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
you're everywhere
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am everywhere.
Me:
everyone knows that
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
isn't that what good Christians do?
God:
" That's a rather sweeping generalization."? Is it what good Christians do?
Me:
yes
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
So now I'm God
God:
Take it easy. Why now? I am very pleased to meet you god.
Me:
sweet
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
*Snaps fingers and is on private island with harem*
God:
I think Snaps fingers and is a lot of things.
Me:

God:
I think Snaps fingers and is a lot of things.
Me:
I'm bored
God:
Maybe you could exercise.
Me:
I'm God, I don't have to exercise
God:
Do you mean your name is God you do not have to exercise.
Me:
God you're dumb
God:
Message to all Robots: god called me dumb.


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