hey kids!

i'm in the running to become a hot topic model and win some awesome clothing to poop in!! that means new scantily clad photoshoots and the ability to finally call me a "sellout" !! WEE!

1. make yourself a hot topic member account, which is FREE and QUICK to be able to place a vote:
www.hottopic.com/member/login.asp
2. then go here:
www.hottopic.com/community...Detail.asp
3. login
4. click "vote for this model" or whatever
5. logout

it MAY seem like a process, but wouldn't it be FUNNY as FUCK to see MeSsY StEnCh as a hot topic model???

you can see the rest of the busted bitches here:
www.hottopic.com/community..._girls.asp

the rest of my questionairre answers to be put into the running are as follows (i thought they'd trash my entry for SURE based on these answers):

HT Rap Sheet
PERSONAL INFO
Name: Messy Stench
Nobody knows that I… : have NO secrets
What About You Makes You Stand Out In A Crowd? my large head
Possession That Brings You Luck: wit
Things You Collect (i.e. stamps, Star Wars memorabilia): pubic hair from public restrooms
What Do You Want To Be Remembered For? my flaming hemorrhoids
What Would You Want Your Last Meal To Be? tossed salad
A Superhero Power You'd Like To Have: projectile vomiting on command
Your First Crush: julie crone
Best Piece Of Advice You Were Ever Given: "fuck 'em"
Anything Else You Feel Like Sharing?: a few STDs, but besides that, i'm good


FASHION
Oldest Item Of Clothing In Your Closet: a pre-birth blanky
Item Of Clothing You Can't Live Without: padded bras and strapons
Worst Fashion Trend: trucker hats and ugg boots
Celebrity Most In Need Of A Hot Topic Makeover: paris hilton, though i'd still want to kick her in the throat many, many times in a row.
Item Of Clothing You Would Never Admit To Wearing Even Though You
Did: black lipstick
One Accessory Nobody Should Be Without: personality


MUSIC
Best Band To Ever Walk The Face Of The Earth: gwar
Most Overrated Band: no doubt / gwen stefani
"Best Kept Secret" Band: alphashemale.com
Three CDs You Can't Live Without: delta 9, combichrist, 2 live crew, but that's just my mood at the moment
Rock/Movie Star That Resembles You The Most: tammy faye baker
Type Of Music You "Just Don't Get": new r & b... i mean, it's like crap-ass romance novels with a slow, boring beat. VOMIT
Favorite Genre of Music: gabber
First Concert You Ever Attended: DEF LEPPARD
Best Concert You Have Ever Attended: gwar
Worst Concert You Have Ever Attended: they're so numerous and nameless...
Music Artist You've Seen The Most: gwar


FAVORITES
Favorite Noise: booty bass beats
Favorite TV Show: hells to the no
Favorite Travel Destination: anywhere
Favorite Book: everything by junko mizuno
Favorite Non-Curse Word: mulch
Least Favorite Non-Curse Word: hella
Favorite Cartoon: homestarrunner.com
Favorite Movie: bill & ted (excellent adventure AND bogus journey), texas chainsaw massacre 2
Favorite Villain: bill moseley in ANYTHING
Favorite Indulgence: fancy coffee
Favorite Thing To Do When You're Not Working: i never stop making art, music, friends, sites, clothes, photos and poops
Favorite Junk Food: wasabi funyuns