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! MeSsY vs. SpReAd RaDiO !

messy_stench — Sun, 26 Mar 2006 09:41:29 GMT

tomorrow on craptabulous radio with your hostess of the grossest, MiSs MeSsY StEnCh! <center><a href="http://www.spreadradiolive.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://craptabulous.com/spreadradiolive/promo/debut_banner.jpg"></a></center> also, spread radio is being featured on <a href="http://www.rock.com" target="_blank">rock.com</a> - be sure to check out the animation with messy's SPINNING HEAD OF DOOM: <center><a href="http://www.suspendedstudios.com/files/navarroAD_3_06Mar.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://image.rock.com/navarroimage.gif"></a></center> so TUNE IN, MOTHERFUCKERS: - sunday from 6-10pm pacific time (TOMORROW !!) - go to <a href="http://www.spreadradiolive.com" target="_blank">http://www.spreadradiolive.com</a> - select your player in the upper left hand "listen now" box - turn that shit up, bitches! - <a href="http://www.craptabulous.com/music.html" target="_blank">http://www.craptabulous.com/music.html</a> click on "radio cam" to watch! - go to <a href="http://www.6767.com/talk/" target="_blank">http://www.6767.com/talk/</a> for navarro's fancy chat room & <a href="http://www.craptabulous.com/music.html" target="_blank">http://www.craptabulous.com/music.html</a> to enter messy's ghetto-ass chat room!!! you can also listen to spread radio through itunes: - open itunes - go to "radio", select "alt/modern" and click on "spreadradiolive" - bust out the love butter, sluts! email <a href="mailto:messy@craptabulous.com?subject=craptabucrew me" target="_blank">messy@craptabulous.com</a> with "craptabucrew me" in the subject line to be added to her private radio announce email list!

~!~ MaKe Me A HoT ToPiC SeLLoUt ~!~

messy_stench — Fri, 17 Feb 2006 12:47:14 GMT

hey kids! i'm in the running to become a hot topic model and win some awesome clothing to poop in!! that means new scantily clad photoshoots and the ability to finally call me a "sellout" !! WEE! 1. make yourself a hot topic member account, which is FREE and QUICK to be able to place a vote: https://www.hottopic.com/member/login.asp?LS=0&ret=%2Fdefault&retarg= 2. then go here: http://www.hottopic.com/community/fashion/voteDetail.asp?modelId=394&bandLogo=&modelName=Messy%A0Stench 3. login 4. click "vote for this model" or whatever 5. logout it MAY seem like a process, but wouldn't it be FUNNY as FUCK to see MeSsY StEnCh as a hot topic model??? you can see the rest of the busted bitches here: http://www.hottopic.com/community/fashion/model_search_girls.asp the rest of my questionairre answers to be put into the running are as follows (i thought they'd trash my entry for SURE based on these answers): HT Rap Sheet PERSONAL INFO Name: Messy Stench Nobody knows that I… : have NO secrets What About You Makes You Stand Out In A Crowd? my large head Possession That Brings You Luck: wit Things You Collect (i.e. stamps, Star Wars memorabilia): pubic hair from public restrooms What Do You Want To Be Remembered For? my flaming hemorrhoids What Would You Want Your Last Meal To Be? tossed salad A Superhero Power You'd Like To Have: projectile vomiting on command Your First Crush: julie crone Best Piece Of Advice You Were Ever Given: "fuck 'em" Anything Else You Feel Like Sharing?: a few STDs, but besides that, i'm good FASHION Oldest Item Of Clothing In Your Closet: a pre-birth blanky Item Of Clothing You Can't Live Without: padded bras and strapons Worst Fashion Trend: trucker hats and ugg boots Celebrity Most In Need Of A Hot Topic Makeover: paris hilton, though i'd still want to kick her in the throat many, many times in a row. Item Of Clothing You Would Never Admit To Wearing Even Though You Did: black lipstick One Accessory Nobody Should Be Without: personality MUSIC Best Band To Ever Walk The Face Of The Earth: gwar Most Overrated Band: no doubt / gwen stefani "Best Kept Secret" Band: alphashemale.com Three CDs You Can't Live Without: delta 9, combichrist, 2 live crew, but that's just my mood at the moment Rock/Movie Star That Resembles You The Most: tammy faye baker Type Of Music You "Just Don't Get": new r & b... i mean, it's like crap-ass romance novels with a slow, boring beat. VOMIT Favorite Genre of Music: gabber First Concert You Ever Attended: DEF LEPPARD Best Concert You Have Ever Attended: gwar Worst Concert You Have Ever Attended: they're so numerous and nameless... Music Artist You've Seen The Most: gwar FAVORITES Favorite Noise: booty bass beats Favorite TV Show: hells to the no Favorite Travel Destination: anywhere Favorite Book: everything by junko mizuno Favorite Non-Curse Word: mulch Least Favorite Non-Curse Word: hella Favorite Cartoon: homestarrunner.com Favorite Movie: bill & ted (excellent adventure AND bogus journey), texas chainsaw massacre 2 Favorite Villain: bill moseley in ANYTHING Favorite Indulgence: fancy coffee Favorite Thing To Do When You're Not Working: i never stop making art, music, friends, sites, clothes, photos and poops Favorite Junk Food: wasabi funyuns

~!~ HaPpY HoLLiGaYs ~!~

messy_stench — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 21:54:30 GMT

~MeSsY vs. DaVe NaVaRrO LIVE tonight~

messy_stench — Sat, 19 Nov 2005 19:49:30 GMT

that's right, folks! the genital bending forces of <a href="http://craptabulous.com/images/journal2/gallery001.jpg" target="_new">navarro</a> and the stench are colliding once again on the airwaves tonight during camp freddy radio, LIVE, from 7:30-8pm pst!!! taking place on dave's stomping ground this time, <a href="http://www.indie1031.fm" target="_new">indie 103.1</a>, this broadcast can be listened to in LA & santa monica on 103.1 but you can also tune and watch the webcam via their site: <a href="http://www.indie1031.fm" target="_new">http://www.indie1031.fm</a> - all you need is a connection to the internet and computer speakers, retard, woo! it's a party in my gash and everyone's dying!! WEE!!! <center><img src="http://www.craptabulous.com/images/journal2/davenavarro_messy_111905.jpg"></center> be sure to tune in, call in and take part in our disgusting contests! 877.900.1031 hooray for gay!!! indie 103.1: <a href="http://www.indie1031.fm" target="_new">http://www.indie1031.fm</a> dave navarro: <a href="http://www.6767.com/" target="_new">http://www.6767.com/</a> messy radio: <a href="http://www.craptabulous.com/music.html" target="_new">http://www.craptabulous.com/music.html</a>

NiCo is NoT DeAd!!!

messy_stench — Sun, 06 Nov 2005 05:40:26 GMT

some of you heard my frantic news on my live internet radio show on thursday, when nico called me from the hospital. let me just say that nico is okay and walked away from the hospital with 42 stitches, bumps, bruises, and minor cuts. what happened is that on thursday, he and an opposing car were trying to get through a yellow light at the same time. nico was heading north on his bicycle and the russian lady was heading south, making a left turn. she hit nico, who flew into her windshield, completely smashing it. his bike survived with a fucked up fork and his front wheel is gayed out of control, and the lady will probably not have to pay a dime, considering they were both at fault, according to traffic laws. nico was in the hospital for about 4 hours and is on some serious meds now... vicodin anyone? send all "get well" and "i wanna shove my pinky up your ass" type emails to nico here: nico@soulochicago.com

~!~ MeSsY's NeW BaNd ~!~

messy_stench — Wed, 26 Oct 2005 22:05:25 GMT

that's right, douchejobs, your luscious lady of ludicrosity is part of THE GREATEST, MOST RETARDED BAND IN HISTORY! check us out on here: http://www.myspace.com/alphashemale you can hear my vocals on "gimme an o" and "war party demo" also, we're HEADLINING our first show (the party monster sequal party) on DEVILS NIGHT !!! check out the flyer here: http://messystench.com/alphashemale/103005_flyer.html

~ NeW PhOtOs ~

messy_stench — Sun, 16 Oct 2005 07:26:07 GMT

<a href="http://messystench.com/model/sh011.html" target="_new">4 brand new photos</a> from when <a href="http://www.samholdenphotography.com/" target="_new">sam holden</a> was in greazy grimy LA! this actually was our 2nd shoot, taken in my disgusting bathroom in my first LA residence, inhabited by the most deranged person i've ever met in my life. he was like the troll under the bridge in paradise... but stoned on my couch 24/7 weee! so without further adue: <center><img src="http://messystench.com/images/model/sh073005/sh011.jpg"></center>

~ MeSsY's AppeArAnCeS ~

messy_stench — Tue, 04 Oct 2005 02:36:54 GMT

watch for messy's upcoming tv debuts - she was filmed in these roles and hopefully she'll make the final edit, though we won't know until you tell us. each of these shows "featured" messy. also, let us know if you can record a copy to dvd as an mpg and send to us - we promise you PRESENTS!! new season starting sunday sept. 25th : WB charmed : we're not sure which episode, but look for messy in the scene where paige goes speed dating! http://www.tv.com/charmed/show/106/summary.html BEGINNING OCT 5TH !! :?WB related: random episodes :?wednesdays : 9pm : messy is good friends with main character, "flash", and is seen throughout main character rose's theater/dorm/classes at NYU's experimental theater department. look for her the ENTIRE season! http://www.tv.com/related/show/33416/summary.html friday oct. 14th :?CBS threshold : episode #5 "pulse" : look for messy as a bloody, convulsing miami raver, whose dna is being changed to that of an alien, AHHHH!!! http://www.tv.com/threshold/pulse/episode/464413/summary.html UPDATE: this show MAY cut the scene, due to not being able to afford a reshoot. AHHH! between october 23rd and jan 1st, though the air date is still unspecified : ABC grey's anatomy : episode #17 "something to talk about" : sunday nights : 10pm : WE THINK this is the episode where messy is a mental patient, roaming the halls with her stuffed sheep: http://www.tv.com/greys-anatomy/something-to-talk-about/episode/478799/summary.html" -- damballa has put up a new messy stench fan cult on vampirefreaks.com, so if you're a gay member, sign up, fuckers! http://vampirefreaks.com/cult.php?c=The_Stench -- and here's a photo from my FIRST visit to bar sinister last night. my friend, yvette, nico suave and myself... WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?

~~ NeW ArT & PhOtOs ~~

messy_stench — Fri, 16 Sep 2005 03:42:31 GMT

back in march, i travelled to tijuana with my old high school best buddy, aaron. he won some contest that flew him out to cali, where he took a road trip with some friends, picked me up and smuggled my dirty vagina across the border, woo! he even bought me a lolita kinderwhore wedding dress and boy, did i look snazzy! we fucked around for a weekend and got harrassed by chiclet-peddling paupers, greezy dudes and cha cha bands. we loved it! aaron totally paid my way and took these kickass photos - it was fucking fun, though i was battling the urge to buy a gun and kill a buncha' those ghetto motherfuckers. http://messystench.com/model/ah006.html ALSO!!! at the beginning of the summer, i was commissioned by the stunning cyber-punk model, dita pantouf, to create two cartoons of her. so i did. http://messystench.com/illustrate/ditapantouf1.html http://www.ditapantouf.net/

~TaToO ExPo & NeW PhOtOs~

messy_stench — Tue, 13 Sep 2005 00:16:51 GMT

from detroit, mi - cherrystone studios took some shots of me in downtown detroit, which was definitely an adventure. michael drove me and chrissy (my escort for the day) around the shittiest parts of town to take some killah shots. check 'em out here: http://messystench.com/model/cs009.html also: http://www.cherrystonestudios.com http://www.disco-bitch.net

~ CoNsUmE ThIs ~

messy_stench — Wed, 07 Sep 2005 06:34:03 GMT

alright people, no shoving... just calm down... but i just wanted to announce that MY CONSUME PAGE HAS FINALLY BEEN UPDATED!!! http://www.craptabulous.com/consume.html after months of postponing, i have revamped that entire section of my site, with a personal note from me, tons of neverbeforeseen, scantily clad photos and disgusting things around every fuggin' corner. i've also added spit, used workout shorts, my radio cds on double disc, AND my boot insoles. YUMMY!! also, to commemorate this glorious occasion, the first comic book i've ever been in is now available on the site! it's called "lovebunny and mr. hell" and one of the evil characters, industrielle, is based off me... with a special cameo by myself in the back! it's $20 and comes signed. thanks to devils due publishing for hookin' a sistuh up. gaytastic as per usual, messy

~ SkIn & InK MaGaZiNe~

messy_stench — Thu, 01 Sep 2005 07:06:53 GMT

i'm in the new october '05 issue of <a href="http://skinandink.com/" target="_new">skin & ink</a>, woo! there's a photo of my right arm (by the reverend diablo) and of my back tattoo (still unfinished - by <a href="http://fleshgear.net/john%20tats.htm" target="_new">satan john</a>) and it's in the article called "a decade of excellence: the 10th anniversary motor city tattoo expo" on page 54. my friend, the <lj user="discobitch"> is also pictured with the wrong fucking name on page 51. so pick it up if you want it... or if you wanna pay me a few extra bucks, i'll pick one up for ya, sign it and send it to your naked, heaving grandma for you. wee! <center><img src="http://skinandink.com/archives/1005/images/cover.jpg" alt="the cover"></center>