Why do I hate Thanksgiving do you ask? Many, many reasons!! 1) I end up doing all of the cooking, because the night before was a drunk night for many in my house. 2) The simple fact that we all have great expectations for this holiday, and it always falls short. 3) The text messaging on my cell phone is acting goofy today!! 4) Memories. Bad. 5) I've already been in the wine. enough said there 6) Cleaning up afterwards. I've never seen so many people disappear so fast!!! 7) The feelings of guilt if I don't use every little scrap of turkey to make stuff with later. I say we use the carcass as a baby helmet!! 8) Does anyone really like turkey soup? I mean it gives the dog the trots, so what the fucks up with that? 9) Is Metallica the right background music to play? SO FUCKING WHAT!!! Ya Baby!!! And 10) Do I really have to give thanks? I mean I say thanks all day at work, shouldn't I have a day off?? Well there you go. Why I hate Thanksgiving!! Enjoy if you dare!!!!