October 9, 2007
Don't believe the hype. Mez is a pompous rock star disguised as an unassuming ex-cult leader. I caught him on the playa with six of his groupies engaged in an act which was so perverse, so delectably twisted, that even the ancient tantric masters forbade its practice, lest the great cosmic phallus of Shiva be aroused to splatter the universe with a billion new stars. Whatever slippery substance he's spiking the Kool-Aid with, we need to get into the water supply. Pronto.

