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I have a terribly irreverent sense of humor, and a no-nonsense personality. In other words, I can dish it out and I can take it. <nudge nudge, wink wink> I am also lusty, pervy, queer, poly, and plus-sized.

I have an amazing wonderful perfect boyfriend, my Consort, whom I love and adore passionately. We are very committed to each other, and we both can see other people. How perfect is that?

I'm always looking to make new friends. For Real. I'm the type of person who will give you a random phone call just to say "hi," or "i haven't heard from you in a month/year," or "i'm bored, what are you doing?" these friends can be male or female, tho historically my friends tend to be male. Also, please be local to San Francisco.

In terms of dating, I am MUCH more likely to talk to women thru this online sock hop, tho i have been known to talk to the occasional man. The situation just needs to be right and forthright.

However i do actually want to MEET women, talk on the phone, see you in person. we can email and IM for shits and giggles, but if we don't actually MEET within a reasonable window of time... i will not be happy, and i will lose interest. I hope you esteem me enough to treat me better than an afterthought. I'd like to meet a woman who is comfortable with me being bi/poly, would like to be friends with me, and tear off my clothes, who will keep her promises and be responsible for her share of the relationship.

And as for men, well... we can be friends if you prove yourself exceptional, ie, you are: queer, poly, geeky, leftist, feminist, over-educated, or brown.

*What I Want*
I transcribed this up here since the format below makes the text hard to read.

Queer naughtiness. Lot's of it. Let's have hot, loud, luscious, sex. Let's wake the neighbors. Let's pass out in the wet spot, and then go shopping. Let's make out in the dressing room. Let's parade around in corsets and costumes for each other, let's sniff our fingers the next day at work.

I love queer brown women (non-brown ok) with brains, a "wrong" sense of humor, and a snuggly body (curvy or pear shaped). Who can appreciate when I am making an effort to look pretty... who are as comfortable discussing identity/social politics as they are dissecting the last movie or tv show we've watched.

I also just want friends, plain and simple. For Real. Don't be shy. Talk to me. Someone in town I can call suddenly and make plans with for that same night. drinks in a pub, or hanging out in my apt, making dinner and sipping tequila. A friend who will think to call me when they are doing something fun. my job requires that I be in bed rather early, but I don't want that to put a crimp in my social life.

I do have several close and excellent friends who i can count on for good times and intelligent conversation as well as everything else deeper and valuable in a friendship. However they all live in other cities! Either I have left, or they have relocated. What can one do? They are folks I met many years ago (college, high school!), and life continues moving on.