Michael may sometimes look fierce, but really he's the best charmer of the group. I'm so thankful to have met such a bright burst of light and had a wonderful time sharing a birthday dinner in Reno this year on our way to the playa. I'm impressed by your luck with craps, maybe next time you can gamble with my money.

Damn this man is gorgeous. Inside and out. Plus he can sling drinks with the best of em'. Yep, I adore this one too.

How do I feel about Michael? Jeeze...that's a tough question. I've never met somebody more willing to flash his charms in my life. What he did to that Daschund at Burning Man should be against the law. Actually I think it is. The trick with the crisco and the honeydew is priceless, but I'm pretty sure that was illegal as well.

Michael is an awesome d00d. He plays craps like a madman. For somebody who is chemical free he parties like a biker who was just paroled.