Michael is one of the many Wisemen of G'ville. Through him I have gained useful knowledge about physics and science. He can show you the way to.
----
For instance, he will teach you how to cross the street in heavy, on-coming traffic. He can also explain what happens if one ingests too many "boxed-artificial" mashed potatoes. He will also explain how "boxed-artificial" mashed potatoes can help a human being to produce a genuine pearl!
----
Another scientific marvel I discovered from my associations with Michael, is the scientific principal that hot air rises. And that e=N=h - is the chemical equation to produce a test-tube hairless-squirrel.
----
But science is not his only specialty. For he posesses great skill and knowledge in live theatre productions.
----
But perhaps his greatest passion in the pursuit of life, love, and 'frappy'ness is good, honest, well-played music. Particularly that of Frank Zappa and Skid Baxter. His keen sense of musical, theatrical, and humorous-social-awareness has guided me to make some of my own fantastic life decisions.

Michael Sullivan. Is he a myth?

The only photographs of Michael were taken during his childhood. All others taken today are blurry or perhaps... doctored? Either way, his true existence is questionable.

He's taller than I am. He's quieter than I am. Unless provoked. Then he's still taller than I am, but not AS quiet. It's hard to explain.

Never let him nest in your sock drawer.

And know that this opinionated sack of thundering turd is quite possibly wittier than you. And he's my friend. Double Trouble.

--Murdock