I'll Be Home For Christmas

I'd sing... but then I'd be singing. And no one wants to hear that. :P

Cassie and I will be down in LA for two weeks! We fly in Saturday night and leave on the 29th. Unlike last year we're not doing a crazy ton of planning stuff. I know we'll be at Disneyland on the 18th, and doing family stuff on Christmas time. Other than that we're pretty much open for the entire two weeks.

So if you want to hang out, just let us know!

Hope to see you!

*Yeah, I put up a JTT movie.
**Yeah, I called him JTT

54 Hour Improvathon starts this FRIDAY!!

This Friday, June 13 at 6 PM, Unexpected Productions will be having its 25th anniversary celebration kick off with a 54 consecutive hours of improv. Lots of people will be doing chunks of the improvathon here and there, but 2 cast members are foolhardy enough to attempt the entire thing!

If you're interested in coming to see the show I have a some discount tickets to sell.

I have two types of tickets:

• Weekend Pass – Stay for all 54 hours, or come and go as you please! Only $15!! ($18 on the web, and $20 at the door! SAVE $5!)
• Day Pass - One time entry, if you leave, you’re out! Only $10 ($12 on the web, $15 at the door! SAVE $5!)

Also, anyone who commits to watching the entire 54 hours (you don't need to stay awake the entire time, just in the theatre) will get a lifetime pass to any show Unexpected Productions does! Why, if you go to every Theatresports show for the next 25 years, that's a $26,000 value! (And to be honest… how many chances are you going to have to get a lifetime pass to ANYTHING?)

For those who've never been it's at the theatre in Pike Place Market... details and directions are available at unexpectedproductions.org/25year

I’ll be performing at various times throughout the 54 hours (yes I’ll be there ALL weekend), and working Box Office, and wherever else they stick me! There will also be raffles, auctions, special guests and more!

If you have any more questions feel free to ask me!

If you would like a ticket come and see me! Don’t miss this chance to be part of Seattle History!

You know you're from California if:

1. Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.


2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.


3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.


4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.


5. You can't remember if is pot illegal.


6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.


7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.


8. You can't remember is pot illegal?


9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.


10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.


11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney… really IS George Clooney.


12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.


13. You can't remember... is pot illegal?


14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."


15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.


16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.


17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????


18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.


19. The Terminator is your governor.


20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they’ll give you one.

Taken from: www.misscellania.com/miss-ce...-if.html