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The Mike Robles™

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My Love!!!

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Did anyone say this about YOU?

March 11, 2005
He's the love of my life. He's the meat to my potatoes.

So kind, loving, and amazing, Mike is the type of person everyone should know. He's the life of a party, and he's a wonderful host.

He's adorable, smart, and funny. He's the perfect catch, and he's all mine! I'm totally smitten and damn lucky!
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Cool Ass Dudes!

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Fine Ass Ladies!

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Bloggy Bloggy

I'd sing... but then I'd be singing. And no one wants to hear that. :P

Cassie and I will be down in LA for two weeks! We fly in Saturday night and leave on the 29th. Unlike last year we're not doing a crazy ton of planning stuff. I know we'll be at Disneyland on the 18th, and doing family stuff on Christmas time. Other than that we're pretty much open for the entire two weeks.

So if you want to hang out, just let us know!

Hope to see you!

*Yeah, I put up a JTT movie.
**Yeah, I ca... read more
Wed, December 10, 2008 - 5:43 PM permalink - 2 comments
 
This Friday, June 13 at 6 PM, Unexpected Productions will be having its 25th anniversary celebration kick off with a 54 consecutive hours of improv. Lots of people will be doing chunks of the improvathon here and there, but 2 cast members are foolhardy enough to attempt the entire thing!

If you're interested in coming to see the show I have a some discount tickets to sell.

I have two types of tickets:

• Weekend Pass – Stay for all 54 hours, or come and go as you please! Only $15!!... read more
Mon, June 9, 2008 - 10:42 AM permalink - 2 comments
 
1. Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.


2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.


3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.


4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.


5. You can't remember if is pot illegal.


6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.


7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans... read more
Fri, June 6, 2008 - 10:00 AM permalink - 9 comments
 
I was going to go with "Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays" but that shit is played out. Played out I tells ya! June is here. We're halfway through 2008 and it's been a crazy year! May was quite the awesome. I was in not one, not two, but THREE improv shows. The 1st two were sort of a Who's Line type of thing where a group of improvisors would get up on stage and certain ones would be called out to play certain games. I played games that I was comfortable playing, and games that ... read more
Mon, June 2, 2008 - 10:17 AM permalink - 3 comments
 
I've been going nonstop lately. It feels good. I've been super busy with my improv classes and helping out at the theatre on weekends. I feel it has been a big help and I feel like a better improvisor. It's a good feeling.

I had my 1st show as "part" of Unexpected Productions. I use the quotes when I say I was "part" of them because I'm not really a part of their troupe. I'm a crew member that's been taking classes and going to rehearsals. So to me it was a great honor to be cast as a "re... read more
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 11:05 AM permalink - 2 comments
 
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Field of Screams returns this October!

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Inspiration

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Lore of The Vampire '03

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Oogie Boogie's Song - Live 10/20/06

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The Life and Times of Sausage Mahoney

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Me me me! Serisouly does anyone ever read these things? I'm about as nerdy as you can get. I love me some comics, video games, card games, board games. I'm also a technology geek. I'm always looking for that new gizmo, gadget, way to make my computer look cool. I write reviews for card games, I have published music reviews, I keep up with all the latest games, music, and celebity gossip. I'm the nerd, the drama geek, the writer, the freak, and the cool kid all wrapped up into one. I love life. I ride a motorcylce... well, I have a permit at least. I love to find that big thing to make everyone around me happy. I joke, I laugh, I love. Love me or hate me. That's the way it is. I didn't choose this life, I was born into it.
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30 Presents in 30 Days

My baby is turning 30. 30 is a milestone. 30 is a big deal.

But... but... we'll be at faire during her birthday!

So what am I doing about this?

30 presents, in 30 days.

That's right. 1 present a day, 30 days in a row.

And don't worry, this isn't going to break my wallet. There are a lot of "free" and "small" things that make excellent presents.

Day 1: Cluess - The "Whatever Edition" DVD
Day 2: Booze
Day 3: Alphabet Zoo Tee www.threadless.com/product/..._Zoo#zoom
Day 4: Food for her pets for the week
Day 5: Lunch
Day 6: Miss Scarlet in the Hall with a Revolver tee www.threadless.com/product/...lver#zoom
Day 7: Lucky # 7
Day 8: Rocket Bird Tee www.threadless.com/product/...bird#zoom
Day 9: Betsey Johnson Sweater img76.imageshack.us/img76/23...1bwj2.jpg
Day 10: Dinner on way home from Casa
Day 11: Cleaned the Living Room
Day 12: Ben & Jerry's - Vermonty Python www.benjerry.com/our_produ...etails.cfm
Day 13: Massage & some ep. of BTVS
Day 14: Monster Wash Tee www.threadless.com/product/...Wash#zoom
Day 15: Betsey Johnson Dress: img139.imageshack.us/img139/...1vv1.jpg
Day 16: Cleaned the Living Room, Dining Room, and Kitchen (with help)
Day 17: Cleaned the Bedroom
Day 18: Sudoku Book
Day 19: Bolwing w/ Friends.
Day 20: Did her Faire Laundry
Day 21: Big Brain Academy for the Nintendo DS
Day 22: Dinner from In 'N' Out
Day 23: Serenaded by the Belles of Bedlam
Day 24: Bath Scrubs and Body Lotions
Day 25: Morbid Threads Green Stripe Knee Length Skirt www.hottopic.com/store/product.asp
Day 26: Funny Birthday Card
Day 27: Dinner @ Molca Salsa
Day 28: Capri Pants from Hot Topic www.hottopic.com/store/product.asp
Day 29: Pajanbi M.C. CD www.pmcrecords.com/index_content.html
Day 30: Pink DS Lite www.cubed3.com/media/2006...dslite4.jpg

Keep checking back for updates!

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See, they like me. Why Don't You?

October 24, 2008
I miss Mike like nobody's business and I wonder if he found friends up in Seattle that appreciate and love him the way we do down here. I doubt it highly. There is a reason the nickname Big Mike Robles stuck.
He da man.
He takes geek and makes it cool.
Men want to be him, and women want to do him. Ok men want to do him too.
He can beat everyone I know at Guitar Hero.
No one makes a blazer and t shirt combo look soo good.
He gave me a second chance to make an impression on him.
I wish he didn't live so far away.
February 13, 2008
I like Mike.

But mostly I miss Mike.
xo
October 30, 2007
While on vacation in Mexico, Tyler King and Nick Lake were walking the streets of TJ when Nick was all, "Hey, let's go see a donkey show." So whey looked, and looked, and looked, but couldn't find one. What they did find was an old man trying to sell a revolver so he could buy some booze.

Nick Lake gets a genius idea. He gives the guy 20 bucks for the gun, and says "Now all we need is a whore and a donkey....We're getting our fucking donkey show!"

Tyler then grabs the gun from Nick and tells him, "I have an even better idea!" He then used the revolver to rob the old man of the money, and ordered him to go find a donkey and a lady of easy virtue for our enjoyment.

Out of nowhere, a mariachi band arrived, and began to sing to Tyler King and I, assuming that we had moocho dinnero (whatever that means). I was attempting to explain to them (LOUDLY) that I had lesso dinnero, when who should arrive but mild-mannered Ray Estrada, who many have often mistaken as the nephew of popular television actor Erik Estrada. Ray flashed the family's trademark pearly whites, and the mariachis quickly dispersed in fear.
Ray then asked what we were doing, and Tyler filled him in.

Ray said, "That sounds bomb. I'll wait with you. Hey, by any chance, have you seen popular luchador and folk hero Hombre Secreto around?"

Tyler and I both replied in the negative. Ray said, "I'm going to go find him. Because as much as I'd love to see what happens when the old man returns, H.S. would enjoy it even more. I'll go find him, and tell him to come wait with you dudes, while I man El Cavo de Secreto."

Tyler said, "You're a good friend, Ray. The Hombre is lucky to have you."

As Ray ran his mexican ass like the wind towards El Cavo de Secreto, his cell phone rang loudly with the glorious sound of the Wu-Tang Clan. He picked up the phone, and to his surprise it was from the long lost Big Mike Robles. Many have often wondered what had happened to this local hero, but his disappearance came suddenly without warning.

BMR told Ray that this was the only phone call he was ever going to be able to have as apparently he had been thrown into a mexican jail. When Ray asked for what, Mike replied that he had been wrongfully accused of shooting and killing a man in TJ. Mike knowing that only Hombre Secreto could clear his name, get him out of prison, and save his virgin ass, called Ray, his most trusted associate.

After hearing this, Ray replied, " I'm on it, I mean, I'll tell Hombre to get on it. Do you know who's the real killer?"

"Not really, all I've been told is that the he's an old drunk that lived in the area and that the bullet fired was from a revolver."

"You have gotta be shitting me."

That was a pretty F'ed up vacation.
September 26, 2007
That Mike guy? Yeah, he's alright I guess...

Okay, I was just trying to be all cool and nonchalant, but I can't do it. Mike is actually Teh AWESOME™ in all ways. Like Buddha, only a LOT more suave and he probably makes better drinks. Also? He's insanely funny and nice and kind. Also also? An amazing actor who is not content just with being great himself, but consistently encourages others and helps them find their own path and their own awesome.

All in, he is a super-nifty, swell sort of a fellow and I heart him. I heart him muchly.
September 3, 2007
I love this guy so much, he has to buy more refrigerator magnets.

Seriously.

When he moved, he promised me, "We'll reserve a whole spot on the refrigerator for your postcards."

Not that I didn't believe him, but when we went up to surprise him, after we sneaked into his house, I was entranced by the refrigerator. Everyone else was all, "C'mon Nick, hide!" but I was all "hold on, I'm looking at this." Seeing a whole fridge covered in my postcards gave me that feeling of being loved in a slightly creepy way, like when you discover the entire wall that your stalker has devoted to telephoto-lens photographs of you.

In the end, they had to entice me into the TV room with beer.
August 22, 2007
Mike is the meat in my potatoes... no wait, that's Ray!

Mike is funny, generous, hilarious, approachable, a natural-borne teacher and a notorious thief of acting talent. Oh yea, we're on to you now. No one man could have that much talent unless he stole it from somewhere! Pulled a big heist and carried it away in two burlap bags marked with dollar signs!

Where did you get it all, Mike!? Confess!! Confess!!!!
August 22, 2007
Mike was a Puritan for a day at Faire, just to amuse me. Mike is going to make me a Monger Guild! Mike makes my heart smile! Huzzah Mike!
August 13, 2007
Mike is an evil genius. A sexy, funny, cool evil genius.

Like Jack Nicholson.
June 27, 2007
"How do you feel about The Mike Robles™?"

Wow, I'm pathetically lacking; I have yet to write a comment for this man.

The Mike Robles™ is a super-cool kind of guy. He and Cassie make me feel like an adult; they are a set of friends that, whenever we hang out, I feel like "oh, so THIS is what it feels like to be part of the real world." I love The Mike Robles™, but not in a gay kind of way. In the heterosexual man-crush kind of way. He's a super-cool cat, who always goes out of his way to be nice and make people feel wanted.
March 31, 2007
Mike wrote my one and only tesimonial so it is fitting that he be the first person I write one for......

When I first meet Mike I didnt make to much of him it was kinda like a *meh* moment. I certainly did not feel the awsome burning anoyance for him that he felt for me.I didnt care one way or another about him.

Over the last couple of years that I have gotten to know Mike and care about him very much. We've gone on stupid adventures to find garlic in Girlock (and found the best garlic fries ever) He continuasly kicks my ass at Guitar Hero (even after I got the game) and I always looked forward to Faire and the parties that would be thrown so we could hang out.

And now your leaving, maybe for good.....
I regret we didn't spend more time outside of Faire and partys together. That I let the distance we live keep me from just dropping by to say hey.

And I can only hope that you will know how much I miss you, cause you'll miss me too.

March 30, 2007
Shhh.
You talk to goddamned much.
December 21, 2006
Mike Robles was dead. Did you know that?
He died in a fire two years ago during an investigation into the murder of a witness who was going to testify against him. Two people saw Mike Robles enter a warehouse he owned just before it went up. They said he had gone in to check a leaking gas main. It blew up and took all of Mike Robles with it.
Within three months of the explosion, the two witnesses were dead, one killed himself in his car and the other fell down an open elevator shaft.
August 29, 2006
I'm left to wonder...

Could this Mike Robles be any nicer?

Film at eleven.
May 23, 2006
Mike is so hot, if he didn't have a girlfriend, we'd all be calling him "Daddy".
May 22, 2006
Mike is one funny mother fr. He is always got some one-liner or some joke just waiting in the trenches like Chuck Norris approaching the kill, just like in Delta Force 2: THE COLUMBIAN CONNECTION!!

Can't wait for the comic book cause that 1st picture alone is golden.
April 26, 2006
Mi©hael Robles™ hates me and it makes me happy.
March 2, 2006
Probably The Best Mike Robles In The World.
Unsu...
 
September 22, 2005
Mike knows how to make one kick ass pint of butterbeer. Which is just awesome. Mike is just awesome... hooray for Mike!
August 15, 2005
This is all I have to say. You will not find a nicer guy who's willing to do more for his friends and the love of his love than this man right here. You rock, sir. More men should aspire to be like you. Don't stop the rock.
April 21, 2005
The fact that Mike is still friendly towards me after what we did to him in the bathroom all those years ago is testament enough to his character.

A group of us swarmed him, dragged him kicking and screaming in to the bathroom, held him down and....

...It hurts to talk about this part...

Flushed his head in the toilet.

I have NEVER done anything that cruel to anybody, before or since. It has haunted me for a long time, and I am lucky that Mike is a forgiving engough guy that he does not hold it against me too much. At least we can laugh about it now... That WAS laughter of the good-natured kind, and not the vengeful, right?

Glad that our worlds collided again Mike! :)
March 11, 2005
He's the love of my life. He's the meat to my potatoes.

So kind, loving, and amazing, Mike is the type of person everyone should know. He's the life of a party, and he's a wonderful host.

He's adorable, smart, and funny. He's the perfect catch, and he's all mine! I'm totally smitten and damn lucky!
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