Back when the best toys involved more than their fair share of danger. . .

I searched for this bad boy on the Web a couple years back and found. . . nothing. Was I merely hallucinating my favorite toy? Was it all just that really bad dream where you get the best toy ever, your mind totally comprehends its mysterious yet complete & inner functioning. . . and then you wake up and it never existed? So nice to finally find it it here:

www.feelingretro.com/toys/Ri...-kar.php

I assume they stopped making these because little fuckos might ride them down the stairs. I know I did.

Pretty sure mine was called a Crazy Wheel. . . it had a spiral design on the wheel. . . and it could haul ass. You cranked the wheels in opposing directions to spin in place, until you puked. Try that with a Big Wheel! Infinitely superior and very rad!

I finally grew out of my beloved Crazy Wheel (or I think my parents made it disappear) and I had to move on. . . to FIRE!

Methinks I must make a bigger one that accomodates my more adult monkey frame.