Once upon a time, in a far away land
There was a boy named Stan Aran-dan
He would spend all his days just a talooting away
On his three stringed BingerBangLouter
Until came a girl named Jesse MaTwirl
Who said "Stan do come away with me now
Come take my hand, we'll roll of the land
And twitle in Ramalandan

Ramalandan is a wonderful place
Where fay girls have been known to grace with a prance
Where everyone's gay and yet dont look away
from the problems of everyday nays

So Come with me now to San-Ramalandan
It's The cap'tl City doncha know!
Where the nit bugs dont bite
you can stay up every night
or go to bed early with warm-hot co-co

Stan then look up, at Jesse MaTwirl
and said "Tis a wonderful place
But I hear they've outlawed BingerBangLouters and TingerDongTooters
And I do love to twiddle them so
so you go away, and have your fun play
Yet I do think I'll join you. One day."