"You can think you're innovative simply because you're ignorant."
-TC

"I want you to think."
-CMT

"It's Turkey. It's normal."
-Ercan

Eddie Izzard on American & British English:
"You say "'erbs" and we say "herbs".... because there's a fucking H in it."

"Death: It's what's gonna happen."
-HMW

"There's no crying in Greek!"
-CMT

"You're not as stupid as a turtle or a cat."
-prof's son

"You're a much better kisser than I remember."
-The boy

I think it would take more than a house to stop you - at least the Oxford Latin Dictionary, but not the small one.
-JJ

"Creating a cultural icon out of someone who goes, 'I'm stupid, isn't it cute?' makes me want to throw daggers! My grandma and my mother didn't fight for what they fought for so you can start telling women it's fun to be stupid. Saying that to young women, little girls, my daughter? It's not ok."

-Reese Witherspoon, in Marie Claire about the Parises and Jessicas of the world