From the Rhino's Heart

Pun of the Week

   Fri, December 7, 2012 - 9:21 AM
After examining the rock at a local quarry, I was obliged to turn the quarry operator over to the sheriff's department for prosecution.

He turned to one of his deputies, and said,

"Book 'em, Dano. The charge is aggregated vesicular basalt."



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Sat, December 8, 2012 - 10:42 AM
That's one way to get your rocks off !
Sun, December 9, 2012 - 4:18 PM
Stone him !
Sun, December 9, 2012 - 10:38 PM
Stoned Cold Love.. and he deserves it if he is culpable
Mon, December 10, 2012 - 12:07 AM
of pun
Of pun
have I but none,
whilst with stone
have i
more than some ,
thus to the charge
of A V B,
will i admit
'Twas ME !