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I was born into a poor ramshackled black family in Agoura Hills at the age of 9. By the time I was 11 I realized that things were a bit odd and that perhaps I had been adopted.Granted, I did not come up with this theory myself and it was really my classmates who painfully reminded me of this unusual fact. When I was 13, I discovered that my real mother was part German, part Czech, and part Jew. Upon this discovery I circumcized myself with a sharp rock and became a born again jew. Things were going along great and when I turned 15, I decided to follow the Jews for Jesus in an effort to identify with my white Christian friends while at the same time keeping my Jewish identity. At the age of 18 I experienced my first "hate crime" and become the victim of a ruthless Thai gang that roamed the interiors of Thousand Oaks. They beat me senselessly for my strong Judeo-Christian beliefs and forced me to not only denounce my religious beliefs in exchange for my life, but also made me reverse my circumcision. Finally at the tender age of 24 I discovered the teachings of Buddha and have since renounced all religious affiliations while at the same time attending synagogue, church, and temple.