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Bender B. Rodriguez

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joined on 10/28/04
last updated 02/12/07
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bite my shiny metal...

** I've been 95% drug-free (steady supplies of caffeine, nicotene and the occasional little drinky not included) since around the same time as this song came out, but i can't say the urge ever really goes away... that said, some people really should shove the happy-talk about their personal growth and how evolved they think they are until they can truly say they've beaten something other than their lover **

(yeah, i went there... what the fuck are you gonna do about it??)******

DOPE HAT

I peek into the hole
I struggle for control
The children
love the show
but they fail
to see
the anguish
in my
eyes
Fail to see the anguish
in my eyes

I scratch around the brim
I let my mind give in
The crowd begins to grin
but they seem to scream
when darkness fills
my eyes
Seem to scream
when darkness fills my eyes

(it's no surprise)

Fail to see the tragic
turn it into magic
My big top tricks
will always make you happy
But we all know
the hat is wearing me

My bag is in the hat,
it's filled with this and that
My vision's getting fat,
the rabbit's
just a monkey
in disguise
Stars and pills
and needles
dance
before our eyes
They will bite the hand
if it is slower than
the quickness
of their scrutinizing eyes

Fail to see the tragic,
turn it into magic
My big top tricks
will always make you happy
But we all know
the hat is wearing me
Chicanery
will always make
you
happy
But we all know
the hat is wearing me

(1994 Berkowitz/Gacy/Manson)

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Gender
Male
Age
36
about me
Alcohol fueled mexican girder and taco bending robot with political aspirations, a penchant for theft and random violence and other depraved appetites.
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Robot Hell

Because of who i have been and what i have done in my past (and occasionally in the present) I will refrain from selling myself to you, the few readers who pass this way, as any kind of saint or good example.

After honest self-reflection, i can tell you that i am not a very nice person nor have i ever claimed to be.

My willingness to point out my own flaws and failings is not self-deprecation, but the result of honest introspection.

My whole modus operandi since i became what passes as the nominal definition of an adult is to spill myself out before the world and challenge whomever happens along to accept or reject me for who and what i am, for good and for ill.

Apparently though, my doing this without having spent time in therapy or under the appropriate prescriptions renders my ideals invalid in the eyes of some, but i'll just consider the source when any of those criticisms comes down the pipe.

To a religious person, i have committed nearly every conceivable sin, so, since i originally came from a religious background i will forgo any claims to having any redeeming value and since i am just generally a perverse opportunist, i will also refrain from claiming to have any great deal of personal integrity.

However this does not mean i will hesitate to point out when someone else is being a raging hypocrite. I am a devil among men and the devil's first role is that of the accuser.

I live in a hot place and my eyes and ears eventually hear much more than was intended for them.

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Your digital ruler

I haven't [CENSORED]-slapped someone since Tucson
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beer fueled bastardry

I may be too old for that sort of thing, but it was my birthday, i was among friends and everyone had a good time.

this kitteh sums up how i spent yesterday in the wake of the weekend

(and fuck the green beer and the tens of thousands of drunken douche-bag frat-boys in fuzzy green hats and all of the accompanying projectile vomiting that goes with them)
Tue, March 18, 2008 - 2:29 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
Nobody asked me, but here's what i think:

*Fix your goddamn ballcap, already...you ear is in no danger of being blinded by the sun.

*If you are wearing a hoodie with the hood up and a bandanna tied over your face, you had better be either a guerilla fighting an insurgency somewhere or otherwise prepared for the sort of genuinely subversive or criminal activity for which you might actually need to protect your anonymity. If you are a middle class suburban American kid and it's just some... read more
Wed, December 5, 2007 - 9:59 AM permalink - 1 comment
 
To put the weekend's suckage into context, i should preface what set me on edge in the first place.

My little clique of neighbors and i were hanging out in our usual space on Thanksgiving evening, as those of us who attended family functions that day did our celebrating early and were already back with leftovers in tow.

that part was all well and good.

We were joined at our hangout by a neighbor i will refer to simply as Ms. J. or "J" for short after we saw her walking buy looking co... read more
Wed, November 28, 2007 - 3:39 PM permalink - 4 comments
 
full moon, rambling tweeker scumbag coming up to me at the stop outside the grocery store
demands a cigarette from me even though i didn't have a pack handy
keeps telling everyone at the stop to "shut the fuck up" even though nobody is inclined to say word one to his stupid ass.
throws his bicycle down in front of startled woman, gives her the hard look followed once again by the command to "shut the fuck up"
steps out into the street and gestures at passing cop car, i would not have shed... read more
Mon, November 26, 2007 - 11:49 AM permalink - 4 comments
 
"kinky..."

10. Asobi Seksu “Stay Awake”
9. Eurythmics - “Sweet Dreams (are made of this)”
9. Shiny Toy Guns - “You Are The One”
7. Soft Cell - Tainted Love
6. Gary Numan/Tubeway Army - “Are ‘Friends’ Electric?”
5. Goldfrapp - “Strict Machine”
4. Revolting Cocks - “Do ya think i’m sexy” (greatest cover of rod stweart ever)
3. Frankie Goes to Hollywood “Relax”
2. Nine Inch Nails “The Only Time”
1. Depeche Mode - “Master and Servant”

BONUS TRACK: Rammstein - “Bestrafe Mich” read more
Fri, September 28, 2007 - 1:49 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
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my shiny metal a**.

my unpretensious, single-digit existential philosophy
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broken robots

Re: I still play... (in Video Game Addicts) Katamari
N20
the Legacy of Kain games

(btw... i just picked up Painkiller for the Xbox and i'm stuck in an enclosed steel-yard like area in Chapter 3, level 1...killed everything, doors are still closed and there is no way to get any higher u... read more
discussion post on Fri, July 25, 2008 - 10:23 AM
Re: random the clown (in cHaoS!! ChAOs! CHaoS!!!!!!!) the telegram was understood, there was butter to be churned and trespassers to violate.
discussion post on Mon, June 16, 2008 - 5:45 PM
Re: ever been injured by your cat? (in Cat Lovers) *tripped over Tonya once at my old house on the way to the restroom just before dawn...smacked my face into the corner of the mini-fridge and broke out 3 of my teeth and loosened 3 more

* woke up to a head full of claw-holes after shadow spent ... read more
discussion post on Mon, June 16, 2008 - 5:41 PM
how do i do it? (in Cat People) I'm planning on buying a Feliway diffuser so that i can (at least temporarily) rescue the little stray half-Meezer that has been lurking around the back courtyard of my apartment complex. It's a given that i will need to use one because Tonya ten... read more
discussion post on Mon, June 16, 2008 - 5:27 PM
Re: no meow (in Cat People) both of my kittehs are part Siamese. Tonya, whom i got as a kitten is very vocal (and cantankerous) and Shadow, who was already full grown and may have mothered a litter or two before i got her) has almost no meow at all except to cry "eeOOOO!" ... read more
discussion post on Mon, June 16, 2008 - 5:18 PM
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