Male

36

I expect the best, but prepare for the worst.
I have high expectations of everyone.
I smoke, I drink and I curse.
I'm a member of the Eagles and several scooter clubs.
I don't have a car. I have two scooters.
I ride my scooter every day and often loan my spare scooter to friends.
I'm Vice President of Oregon Scooter Club.
I do volunteer work now and then.
I'm a Linux SysAdmin but I try not to be a computer snob.
I go to hacker conferences.
I go to strip bars with my friends.
I have my OLCC permit, but I don't work in a real bar.
I have a bar in my basement.
I own my house.
I've been pawed by lepers in India.
I speak Spanish and read Korean.
I have an amazing amount of friends.
I give people the benefit of the doubt.
It's hard to loose my respect, and even harder to get it back.
I have very few secrets and expect the same of others.
I can't keep secrets.
I usually forget when people owe me money.
I don't have any pets. I do have housemates.
I'm bad with names. I'm bad with faces.
I don't complain about taxes or rain.
I love my job, but I hate my workplace.
I love to explain complex parts of my job to people who actually care.
I can't sing well, but I can sing loud.
I get along with most of my ex's.
I think blond jokes are dumb, but fart jokes are funny.
I'm a big Tom Waits fan.
I like good tequila, cheap beer and most bourbon.
I respect local customs when traveling.
I don't feel like my cell phone is a leash.
I took two terms of Psych in college and never went back.
I was raised Catholic, but I'm feeling better.
I don't want kids but I do want to get married (some day).
I was born and raised in the Portland Metro area.
I visit my parents every Sunday.
I've dated lots of different kinds of people.
I talk loudly.
I don't dress well, and I don't care.
I did hypnosis as a party trick in high school.
I'm bald.
I stay out late often.
I throw a damn good party.
I'm recently addicted to pinball.