joined on 05/17/04
last updated 03/22/09
about me
Pretty open minded, I'll try anything once, twice if I like it and 3 times if I'm good at it....4 times if you offer me a dollar to watch.... 5 times if you say it can't be done, 6 times if it freaks people out, 7 times if the neighbors like to watch, 8 times if I can convince someone else to try it......
January 21, 2006
I think she has a sweet candy apple ass! Yes that girl got herself a fine ass.....I would bang her like a screen door in a windstorm all night long....
Hot damn!
January 7, 2006
What I have to say about Mistress Mimsey. She is a fun and exciting person to be around, having her as a best friend is really awesome, she always makes me feel right at home. I really enjoy our talks together. She is a positive thinker. She has two dogs and we go on long adventurious walks together almost every night together.
Jim M
April 11, 2005
Hey this chick is awesome she always has a way of cracking me up!!!!! She is always up for cheering up a down person..... much love to Mistress Buttercup.............Quad
January 17, 2005
I have known this woman for far too long! One thing I can say about her is she sure is consistent. From the time I met her in High school till current day she has remained a strong, independant, domineering loud mouth who can size ANYONE up in the first five minutes of meeting them! She has this amazing gift for ripping people apart with a smile on her face. She'll even get you to laugh at yourself while she's ripping you a new asshole. She's great to have around at parties, and even better to have around your enemies. She is a force that should not be unleashed lightly! I love this woman to pieces and I'm fortunate to have her in my life. She may be demanding, hard to handle and sometimes a bit scary; but that is why I love her! Mistress Naughty is my secret weapon!
So I'm sure you are all asking where can you find such a rare gem? It's easy...follow the trail of people gasping for air cause they are laughing too damned hard and carcases. But just remember, you have been forewarned! This woman is not for the weak of heart! She will eat you up and throw your bones to her wolf Aurora!
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The funniest site I've stumbled upon in a while....
(870): I don't get it.
(501): Me neither.
(501): But I masturbated to it anyway.
textsfromlastnight.com/
1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:
a) Lovemaking
b) Screwing
c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you’ve both shared:
a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) Your blood-test results
c) Five tequila slammers
3. You time your orgasm so that:
a) Your partner climaxes first
b) You both climax simultaneously
c) You don’t miss Sports Center (Sky)
4. Passi...
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