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dErika

joined on 04/21/06
last updated 07/16/08
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My Friends

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GRAMMAR SCHOOL by Erika the Tutor

1. There is no X in espresso. DAMMIT PEOPLE! Say it three times: ESPRESSO ESPRESSO ESPRESSO.

2. Supposably is NOT and never has been a word in the English language (or any language for that matter). Let's not force the dictionaries to dumb down even farther into mind-numbing lexicon by continuing to use this awful one. Say it three times: SUPPOSEDLY SUPPOSEDLY SUPPOSEDLY (supp-pose-ED-ly). (Also - there is no E in awful... it is NOT full of AWE).

2.a Irregardless - News flash: NOT A WORD! Unless of course you were not not regarding something, in which case you would be using a double negative -- also a no no. Say it three times: REGARDLESS REGARDLESS REGARDLESS

3. Their, They're and There -- do I need to explain myself further on this one? This goes for Your (possessive) and You're (you are).

4. There is no apostrophe after a date (ie 1970s) and there is certainly no apostrophe after a plural.

Tune in for lessons from the classroom every so often... usually when I get annoyed by a thread.

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Dreaming Wide Awake

"You'll sit alone forever, if you wait for the right time. What are you hoping for?" - j.e.w. lyrics, 23

Penis.

If anyone ever tells you, "Don't ever change," run as fast as possible in the other direction. Because, yes, they're right: you're perfect the way you are... and THAT will never change.

Never give with the expectation of receiving, particularly from the source to which you gave. The universe will provide. Just GIVE. Give sincerely but give openly and unattached. There are no strings, ever.

I cannot fear the places I might be, because, well, I'm only in this place. Why experience an emotion attached to a thought-up scenario that pollutes the beauty of the current.

"If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at will change."

"Whatever you resist will continue to persist."

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It Might Seem Like A Dream...

...But It's Real To Me
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The Existence

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A juxtaposition of realities. A purveyor of observation. Inward, outward, spontaneous, solid and always ready. A creator with an intense passion for silly/terrible/dirty humor and dark chocolate.

N.B. If you don't like random barnyard animal noises then you may want to keep a good 50 yards between us.
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Sight

There's a light at the end of this tunnel. :)
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Testimonials.. Holla :)

April 13, 2008
... constantly amazes me.
January 3, 2008
I freakin' love us!
I don't think any two scrotum/orange/babies could ask for a better mommy.
December 18, 2007
Bob is an enigma.
She clucks during Dodgers games.
When I realize that she's standing there I think to myself, " Self... where did your walls go? They were just up a minute ago... ". She's good like that.
I rarely meet people that are at once swearing like a trucker and being casually profound. Her kind of crazy is my kind of crazy.
Crazy smells good.
We know everything and nothing about each other. Maybe just the important things.
Things that go without saying.
Bob dances her ass off. I've seen her dance with her eyes closed...
Bob gets "it" and points at "it" and makes fun of " it".
I'm excited about the conversations we haven't had yet.
Purveyor of uncommon wisdom, unearthly beauty, and inapporpriate sound effects.

Bob Rules.


- Sally
December 12, 2007
There's this woman I know named Erika. She is quite the fascinating creature indeed. At once she can be as vulgar as any sailor, and still pull it off with a lady-like grace that can charm just about anyone into bending to her will. You will find yourself intrigued by her complexities, and then at other times realize she can be a pretty easy read. What it really comes down to is that this woman is genuinely and unbelievably pure of heart. She is the real deal, folks. Her beauty and her kindness are only surpassed by her acute intellingence...don't even attempt a battle of wits with this one. She will lead you to believe you are winning at first, and then before you know it you realize you have played into her plan exactly. She will arm wrestle you with her mind. And then she'll laugh and make fun of you and make some kind of barnyard animal noise because she is one silly bitch! And I love her. Dearly.
December 10, 2007
i'm thrilled by the possibility of your existence. you are everything that i admire and love in a friend wrapped up in a delicious package. yes, please. i'm super excited about what's to come. belize, bitch. mark it.
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Truth is Stranger than Fiction

Saturday 9/13

Hit me up if you want them...first come first served.

I'll probably make it out there for the afterparty............. ;)

xo
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Sat, September 13, 2008 - 3:00 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
Hi all.......I'll be at 4:00 and A, with the Temple Crew...in a carport and (Medina's) RV (next to each other). Leave me a message on my white board!

AND, I'll have COOKIES! :)

Please post your location here for me!!! AND also don't forget to register at Playa info under all your various aliases.

Also, I wanted to take this moment to thank all those who have given me so much love and support during the last 2 months. I really wouldn't have made it through without you...even if I... read more
Tue, August 19, 2008 - 4:12 PM permalink - 9 comments
 
So my totally awesome $130 Jawbone 2 headseat is.....dead. How you ask? Well, honestly, I ran over it slightly.

Thank you, universe, can I please have just one more thing fall apart this week, one more expense??

Anywho. So I decide I'm going to call Jawbone and tell them that it's simply not functioning properly....some sort of malfunction, like the buttons are stuck or (I ran over it....) it simply won't charge.

So I call. I push 1, then 2, then sit through some music, then I'... read more
Thu, July 24, 2008 - 12:11 PM permalink - 3 comments
 
Gathering the debris from my wounded pride
I accept what is lost and I push them aside
I clean up my house, and I change my sheets
Because a new life can't grow from the soul of defeat

There's no part of me today I didn't have all along
And no note out of tune in the soul of my song
My head looks beyond, my heart looks below
I see the glimmering lights of a world that I know

Where all of my strength and all of my light
Fulfills me completely, through the thickest of night
The he... read more
Thu, July 17, 2008 - 9:16 AM permalink - 6 comments
 
If you haven't seen these guys...these musical geniuses...you have to check it out this weekend.

Plus, I'd like some lovin' at the door :)

RSVP to erikaleigh(at)gmail(dot)com for Guestlist -- Subject: AVALON 7/5 -- and please include first and last names and any pluses.

Love and all that shit,

Erika
Wed, July 2, 2008 - 5:17 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
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