My hair does not have a natural part. Jezus, I am a freak of nature.

I have a birthmark on my thigh that looks like a penguin. Or one of those things they zipped around in on "The Jetsons," depending on the angle.

I have never once been to a Rennaissance Faire. Did I spell that right?

Speaking of spelling..though I am an ex-spelling-bee champ and majored in English and linguistics and have a crazy vocabulary, I say (and like) a lot of dumb crap! That's not really a secret though.

Furthermore, for someone with this kind of language background one may find it surprising to know that my favorite word is "poop." Second favorite is "arrobamiento" (Spanish for "rapture").

I actually like Journey. Also Steely Dan.

The second toe on my right foot is way longer than the second toe on my left foot. I cannot rock peep-toe shoes >sneef<

I love to play darts and have my own set.

The carpet matches the drapes.

I have a recall of song lyrics and commercial jingles that borders on the autistic. This should come as no surprise to those who suspect I am autistic anyway.

I cannot stand to have polish on my fingernails, yet I cannot stand to NOT have polish on my toenails. OMG

I am obsessed with polka dots.

I like to take pictures of my food. And the sky.