Mojave
The Goddess Of Me
Superhero PowersSeptember 11, 2005
she makes doctor's visits seem infinitely more interesting than they have any right to be
she makes me cream my panties with her math geekspeak she makes me laugh till my sides ache she makes a good pillow/cuddler she makes for a good shithead opponent she makes for an excellent addition to any party she makes for a great friend, not just someone who's there for the fun stuff if i weren't so scared of her pets i'd ask her and sally to adopt me. June 17, 2005
Mojave gets every good joke. Oftentimes even the bad ones. Very frequently gets my tangential "look at the alien craft" humor.
Mojave and I share taste in beers. We have the same color hair, which comes in handy sometimes! Just try to borrow a mustache from a blonde. It just DOESN'T WORK. Mojave likes my pets and my rootbeer. One of my best customers, there. Mojave's old friends can't stand to be away from her for long. This is so sweet it makes me want to spit. July 26, 2004
So, Mojo and I are cruising in my car when we see these thugs shakin' down some kids for their lunch money.
Before I can start slowing the car down, Mojo busts out the door, drops and rolls and comes up slinging equations like nobody's business. She drops two of 'em with some quadratics below the belt, then tosses some fibonacci numbers at one coming behind her (caught him in the left eye). The last two square off with her, but their simple arithmetic is no match for the deadly Mathematical Arts she learned at that Lamasery out in the desert. She causally brushes their pathetic math aside, then plugs 'em both with the proof of Fermat's Last Theorem, which she told me I couldn't reveal, as it was given to her by the ancient and revered master of her dojo for her use only. She dusted her hands off, gave the kids their lunch money and got back in the car. "Let's go get some beer." Man, you do NOT want to fuck with Mojo. Trust me on this one. December 18, 2003
Lisa is one of the dearest people I have had the pleasure of meeting online ... Her wit, ability to communicate & sensitivity never fail to amaze & amuse me ... I will always be grateful for the opportunity to get to know this special soul ...
She is wise ... She is INVINCIBLE ... She is: L I S A ! October 22, 2003
Star of stage and screen, Lisa can discourse on the tyranny of gender roles in contemporary Western society while hoisting a 20 lb. drum major's baton and reciting the place of pi to a further extent than you can. So there.
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