Born from an egg on a mountain top.
The funkiest monkey monkey that ever popped.
She knew every magic trick under the sun,
to tease the Gods and everyone and had some fun.

Monkey Magic, Monkey Magic.
Monkey Magic, Monkey Magic - Ooooh!

Bless you Mel and your Monkey Magic Ming!

what a fabulous neighbour to have, tea cake and sympathy on tap. a fab and funky little duck with monkey magic always in development!!

wanna get drunk tonight????

Small and perfectly formed.
Increasingly ghettofabulous.
Little and sweet, kind of like a tic-tac (if they were sexy).
A lovely, sweet person who everyone should love lots.

So ner.