I have this fantasy where we live on a Dessert Island(tm) and I feed him candy that grows on vines. We drink from the Frappuccino River. And dine on what falls from the Pie Trees. Then we giggle and frolic like kids in nursery school until we wear ourselves out. Then we take a long nap. Oh. Wait. We did this last Summer.

Mota rules. He is smart, sexy, responsible, but he also plays hard and well with others. He is definitely someone I would want watching my back. What a sweetie!

I love him more than chocolate.

MOTA is actually a fusion powered entertainment device from the far flung fucko future. Do not give him sugar. Do not give him caffiene. Unless of course you want him to do something ridiculous. He is simultaneously one of the most responsible, hard working, dependable people I know, and 2 steps away fromt the March Hare. His contributions to the community at large are seemingly endless. Personally, friends as solid as this man are rare in the extreme. The Playa Fairy however, will be shot, stabbed, burned, electrocuted, gassed or frozen on sight.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU FABULOUS FREAKY HUMAN BEING YOU!!!!!

You are an amazing treasure filled with absurb levels of wierdness, vision, compassion, and chicken pot pie. I love you to pieces. Have a fantastic birthday!