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Mr. French

joined on 12/23/06
last updated 12/01/09
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My partners in crime

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Pic o the moment

EON sunrise
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Some shit about Dan

Gender
Male
Age
49
Location
about me
Just a laid back gentleman who believes that chivalry is not dead. Love to have fun and stimulating conversation. Into Harleys, animals (not that way perv), my girl, make that my fiancée, Kim aka Devil Woman (definitely that way perv), interesting books and movies, arts, music, Burning Man (virgin here, be gentle...), family, friends, , playing my drums, golf, EON.
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My Recent Activity

Re: New Year's (in EON Ranch) I got a new rig for deep-frying turkeys if nobody is sick of bird.
discussion post on Thu, December 3, 2009 - 9:34 PM
New Year's (in EON Ranch) Looking forward to 2010.

Is it too early to start planning?
discussion post on Sat, November 28, 2009 - 10:01 PM
Re: I need your digits!... (in EON Ranch) 760-580-9421 loser.
discussion post on Thu, November 26, 2009 - 9:22 AM
Re: Dan Phillips and His Broken Phone~ (in EON Ranch) Assuming we care to talk to the quack...
discussion post on Sun, November 22, 2009 - 8:23 PM
Re: Ring of fire? (in EON Ranch) Oh oh, guess we better have Life Flight on stand-by...
discussion post on Wed, November 11, 2009 - 5:47 PM
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Blog? What the fuck is a blog?

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

6. A person, who is ni... read more
Thu, November 13, 2008 - 9:17 PM permalink - 3 comments
 
My email is: fatdude1997@yahoo.com

Send me an email, or your address, so we all can keep in touch.

xo
Thu, September 11, 2008 - 2:59 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
'Lizard Birth'


If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below might have you laughing out LOUD!

Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet.

Here's what happened:

Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was 'something wrong' with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room.

'He's just lying there looking sick,' he told me. 'I'm serious, Dad. Can yo... read more
Fri, March 7, 2008 - 9:36 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
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My Testimonials

November 3, 2007
Is this where I am supposed to write nice things about you?

You are the man that makes me pee myself laughing so hard,
You are the corn in my poo,
I love you more than doublestuff oreos!!!
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