One of the most enthusiastic human beings i have ever had the pleasure to meet.
When things get tought i ask myself, "What would Sage do?" and everything seems to work out just fine. And if i was gay.....well, shit.

//loadseq.Respect.Vars
<$@&E!$#01>_init.tstmnl./encStep:(666)[
var.Uber_{ 1337_D@$_H@><()R };
math.Quant_23.5/round.42+13;
Sysreq._if{On.var="killBush"(sage.Rules)
_else (math.Quant+var.Uber="killLoren")
_then(var.Uber=Rave.Party.Obj+var.Uber)}](/666)

sage is the uber buddy. i've known him longer than almost everyone else in town, and i'm still grateful that i won that chess game cuz' otherwise maybe we never would have become such good friends... and i might never have met the crew... and my whole life would be different... :(
sage is so damn smart it's even funnier when he acts so adorably stupid. cuz some can't help it, but to be a rock-it scientist (heh, that was bad) and still have such a childlike sense of humor is phenomenal.
i'll never forget:
"ooh, grapes! i'm gonna make myself sick!"
and that you actually did it.
i'll never forget you period, buddy. much love.

Why do i like this guy? If I didn't I would be hating on myself. He wants Kung Fo of mine, but this kimosobi is da' shiznizzle. How was the of shooters of 2killya 4 your BDAY? Thats right mofluffin g' my kung fo is good. But your Root Fo is my wet dream. Much Respect.