*If you went last year, you know not to sleep on this one. If you missed out, here's the latest iteration for you. Pre-sales are highly encouraged due to limited tickets.*

Saturday, January 24th
Odd But True presents:
Burnlesque!

Burnlesque is back! Feathered Burlesque Beauties will heat up the night while Bay Area DJs shake the dance floor until the wee hours of the morning. Throw on your finest top hat, slip into your sexiest skirt, and come into Oakland to help raise funds for San Francisco Sex Information. 21+, don't forget your ID.

Visual Treats:
Cheese Puffs
Les Moquettes Coquettes
sarah. bowman.

Audio Beats:
Squelchy
Schwa
Bam
The Fingermonsters
Faye Valentine
Mariposa
Redstickman


Chill Room hosted by: Ambient Mafia
Big Sloppy
Harken
Olde Nasty
Seventh Swami
Hickory
The Captain
Boomerang Fidget

Solid Sound provided by: Know Audio

Sexy Lighting by: Radiant Atmospheres

Doors open @ 10pm
21+, don't forget your ID.
Location TBA on website, day of event.

Cheap Pre-sales: $10
Limited Door: $15

Tickets, Info and Directions: www.odd-but-true.com

Well after much fretting I finally got up the nerve and headed down to Audi Stevens Creek and bought the car. I am very happy since I hit most, if not all of the objectives I had - Pre-certified, AWD, 2005 or later and under $13K cash after trade-in. Well I nailed it. The A4 is a 2.0 Litre Turbo engine with 200hp and 207ft/lbs of torque, manual 6 speed transmission, all leather interior, Bose audio package with satellite radio, new tires all round, few scratches and relatively low miles (62,400) with one owner who took good care of her. I only managed to get $7500 for the Boxster (sigh) but that was ok since I wasn't out of pocket for more than $13K (my real goal). All told, this car drives like a rocket! I can even have Audi chip it to 265hp if I want (yes, under warranty if the dealer does it), but that would mean taking a big hit on the gas economy which is pretty good at around 30MPG hwy. If I am really crazy I can chip it to 300hp from a 3rd party, but Audi frowns on this. Well, right now the car is fast enough off the line for me, but who knows... Zooom Zooooom!