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From the Beauty and Truth Laboratory

   Sun, April 27, 2008 - 11:48 AM
I'm happy to announce that this is a perfect moment. It's a perfect moment for many reasons, but especially because I have been inspired to say a gigantic prayer for all of you. I've been roused to unleash a divinely greedy, apocalyptically healing prayer for each and every one of you -- even those of you who don't believe in the power of prayer.
And so I am starting to pray right now to the God of Gods ... the God beyond all Gods ... the Girlfriend of God ... the Teacher of God ... the Goddess who invented God.

Dear Goddess, You who never kill but only change:

I pray that my exuberant, suave and accidental words will move you to shower ferocious blessings down on everyone who reads this benediction.

I pray that you will give them what they don't even know they want -- not just the boons they think they need but everything they've always been afraid to even imagine or ask for.

Dear Goddess, You wealthy anarchist burning heaven to the ground:

Many of the divine chameleons out there don't even know that their souls will live forever. So please use your blinding magic to help them see that they are all wildly creative geniuses too big for their own personalities.

Guide them to realize that they are all completely different from what they think they are and more exciting than they can possibly imagine.

Make it illegal, immoral, irrelevant, unpatriotic and totally tasteless for them to be in love with anyone or anything that's no good for them.

O Goddess, You who give us so much love and pain mixed together that our morality is always on the verge of collapsing:

I beg you to cast a boisterous love spell that will nullify all the dumb ideas, bad decisions and nasty conditioning that have ever cursed the wise and sexy virtuosos out there.

Remove, banish, annihilate and laugh into oblivion any jinx that has clung to them, no matter how long they've suffered from it, and even if they've become accustomed or addicted to its ugly companionship.

And please conjure an aura of protection around them so that they will receive an early warning if they are ever about to act in such a way as to bring another hex or plague or voodoo into their lives in the future.

Dear Goddess, sweet Goddess, You sly universal virus with no fucking opinion:

I pray that you will help all the personal growth addicts out there become disciplined enough to go crazy in the name of creation, not destruction.

I pray that you will teach them the difference between oppressive self-control and liberating self-control, awaken in them the power to do the half-right thing when it is impossible to do the totally right thing.

Arouse the Wild Woman within them -- even if they're men.

And please give them bigger, better, more original sins and wilder, wetter, more interesting problems.

Dear Goddess, You pregnant slut who scorns all mediocre longing:

I pray that you will inspire all the compassionate rascals communing with this prayer to love their enemies just in case their friends turn out to be jerks.

Provoke them to throw away or give away all the things they own that encourage them to believe that they are better than anyone else.

Show them how much fun it is to brag about what they cannot do and do not have.

Most of all, Goddess, brainwash them with your freedom so that they never love their own pain more than anyone else's pain.

Dear Goddess, You psychedelic mushroom cloud at the center of all our brains:

The curiously divine human beings reading this prayer deserve everything they are yearning for and much, much more.

So please bless them with lucid dreams while they are wide awake and solar-energy-operated sex toys that work even in the dark and vacuum cleaners for their magic carpets and a knack for avoiding other people's hells and their very own 900 number so that everyone has to pay to talk to them and a secret admirer who is not a psychotic stalker.

Dear Goddess, You fiercely tender, hauntingly reassuring, orgiastically sacred feeling that is even now running through all of our soft, warm animal bodies:

I pray that you provide everyone out there with a license to bend and even break all rules, laws and traditions that keep them apart from the things they love.

Show them how to purge the wishy-washy wishes that distract them from their daring, dramatic, divine desires.

And teach them that they can have anything they want if they'll only ask for it in an unselfish way.

And now dear God of Gods, God beyond all Gods, Girlfriend of God, Teacher of God, Goddess who invented God, I bring this prayer to a close, trusting that in these mysterious moments you have begun to change everyone out there in the exact way they've needed to change in order to express their soul's code.

Amen. Awomen. And glory halle-fucking-lujah.



11 Comments

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Unsu...
 
Sun, April 27, 2008 - 11:51 AM
thank you
Unsu...
 
Sun, April 27, 2008 - 12:06 PM
oh wow, this totally amazed and challenged and inspired me. thank you so very very very much.
Sun, April 27, 2008 - 1:50 PM
potent!
Sun, April 27, 2008 - 2:52 PM
I accept this prayer and all the wondrous things that will occur for me and all sentient beings who dare to accept it.

Namaste,

Allan
Unsu...
 
Sun, April 27, 2008 - 7:52 PM
Thanks
Thanks for your blessings.
Mon, April 28, 2008 - 8:14 AM
you bolster my infinite column of light!
"Let me remind you who you really are: You are one of the chosen ones. You're a luminous being. A primordial miracle. A resplendent avatar. You are a deity in disguise--not a Buddha or a Christ, but of the same lineage and made from the same mojo.

I want to be sure you get what I'm saying. You're an immortal messiah. You have been around since the beginning of time and will be here after the end. Every day and in every way, you're getting better at playing the mysterious master game we all dreamed up together before the Big Bang bloomed.

Let me put it another way. You're a rebel creator longing to make the whole universe your home and sanctuary. You are a dissident bodhisattva joyfully struggling to germinate the seeds of divine love that are packed inside every moment.

It's time to remember. You are a shimmering burst of spiral hallelujahs that has temporarily taken on the form of a human being, agreeing to endure amnesia about your true origins. And why did you do that? Because it was the best way to forge the exquisitely unique and robust identity that would make you such an elemental force in our 14-billion-year campaign to bring heaven all the way down to earth.

You and I are freedom fighters scrambling and finagling and conspiring to relieve all of our fellow messiahs from their suffering and shower them with more blessings than they know what to do with."

-Rob Brezny
PRONOIA IS THE ANTIDOTE FOR PARANOIA: How the Whole World Is Conspiring to Shower You with Blessings
Mon, April 28, 2008 - 12:16 PM
Fuck Yeah!
Um...
er...
I mean Amen (aho, so be it, or any afirmation that adds my energy to the prayer)

namaste
JJ
JJ
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Mon, April 28, 2008 - 1:56 PM
Reading this gave me ssooooooo much peace! It was right on time. A benediction for the ages. One of the many reasons that I love tribe!

I hope that every soul that reads this accepts it with openness and understanding.

Namaste,

J
Tue, April 29, 2008 - 4:14 AM
Love
may we all ignite the
fire of Love within
and pour out our deep gratitude
and healing heart ripples
to all our friends..and family

lets shift this paradigm
Now....

u.r.i
i.r.u

prepare for 8-8-8
oneness day!
x
Tue, April 29, 2008 - 7:55 AM
aaaarhhhh ha ha hah HAAAAA

Laugh?! I love it!

What she said! What she said!

Go Kaya!

Ohh god! (of goddesses)
If it weren't so long I'd tattoo it on my left buttock...(the femenine side - y'know **smiles**)

Thanks for this, it's so real, raw, beautifuckingful and uncontrived.

Can you feel her passion?

I love it!

Peace and storms Amen - so be it!
Tue, April 29, 2008 - 8:07 AM
dear everyone,

this excerpt was forwarded from the beauty and truth laboratory
and tho the formation of words didn't originate from my own cerebral whims,
::it most definitely speaks for my own heart::.
thank you, fellow bodhisattvas, for landing on this post.
i'm so happy to know you're all so captured by it's bedazzlement!