OK - so I'm getting my mail from the multi dwelling mail box (you know - those large mailboxes used for like half a street...you get a key and tiny little itty box) and I see some new graffiti scribbled for the enjoyment of all...

"yo mama was her bitch"

uh...ok...I'm confused. Is this an insult (possible translation #1: "your mama was her bitch"...whoever 'her' is) or an threat (possible translation #2: "Your mama was here bitch"). I mean, should we pissed off because you insulted my 'mama' or be afraid of you because you are my 'mama'? I can't tell. Frankly, if I'm going to be in a rumble anytime soon...I'd like to have fair warning.

So, for all you taggers out there (or whatever you call your little graffiti scribblin' asses) here is a tip for you: If you are going to scribble something, make your meaning clear. Example #1: "Yo bitch, I'm gonna get you and your ride". I think that's pretty clear. Your person is in jeopardy as well as your vehicle. Example #2: "Ho - get your skanky hole away from my man or else". This one clearly states a simple request in a threatening manner. And my personal favourite, example #3: "I'm gonna' rip off your head and dump down your neck hole". It's a random act of violence clearly stated. It's completely gender neutral and works well for most situations.

That's your lesson for today. Please be sure to tag clearly and use proper grammar