Ok, so it seems that while I'm driving around, running errands, minding my own business, I always see the craziest shit. So, I think I'll share one. Yes, one of my favorites.

So, I'm driving (of course I'm driving) in the ghetto of San Diego. Far off in the distance I see a tall man on the right hand side of the street getting something out of his car. As I get closer, and upon closer inspection, I see that he is african american, older with graying hair, very slim and oh boy, has no shirt on. Ok, this would have been just fine, but noooooo. So since he is older his skin isn't as, shall I say, taught, as it was in his younger days. And because he is so slim his faded jeans are drooping, which is giving me a perfect view of his faded leopard print briefs, which are also sagging. And yes, because his briefs are sagging, lucky me, that means I get to see his old, wrinkled, saggy ass too. So now there are sags upon sags upon sags.

I had to circle the block just to make sure I wasn't hallucinating. No, no luck there.

See what I mean? I always get to see the weirdest shit.

Stay tuned...you'll never know what you'll get.