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Mystical Venus Penis

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My Testimonials

July 10, 2007
I love this woman. She is as confident in who she is as any person to ever walk this great earth. She is beautiful, kind, generous, and above all things honest.
Nads, you were among thee first to truly make me feel welcome and a part of this whole. I thank you.
Blessed are those that can count you as a friend.

in metta,
awno
February 22, 2007
Nadia is a whore..... A filthy filthy whore......

And SO much more.

The irreverent tyrades.... Oh the irreverent tyrades.....

They leave me considering myself lucky i am on her side.....

Couldnt have more respect for how she gracefully embraced the man who took away her whore....
Or for how well she has managed to raise a DOPE little man under quite some circumstances

Nads, you truly are a pal.

And by the way... You can almost blow me up with a can of white gas and a ciggarette any time.
February 20, 2007
Ok, the time for a testimonial update has arrived.

I am so in love with Nadia. It's hard to write about it, because it's the sort of love that doesn't lend well to words. It's the kind of love that isn't about what a person does for you. It's love that sparks from seeing the true humanity of someone, having them see the humanity in you, and being forever connected from it.

Nadia is the kind of friend you can say anything to and behave however you please with...and isn't that the definition of a true friend? It may not seem exceptional to say that because everyone has a couple of those in their life...except she is that way with every person she encounters. When people talk about charity, acceptance, and unconditional love...they are talking about Nadia. You have something you are afraid to tell someone? Tell Nadia, because chances are she has already done it...twice. And she will do you the good service of telling you every intimate thing she learned from it, good and bad. She will give someone the shirt of her back (and she has...that is how she usually ends up naked at parties, taking some poor, un-costumed soul under her wing and giving them her bra) and she won't think twice about it. In fact, she will be happier because of it.

Nadia is a true woman in every sense of the word. She is full of love and spunk and sexiness and contradiction. She is truly fearless. And, fuck, she is way too much fun to be with you.

And that is what Nadia is…a nasty slut fuck.
September 15, 2006
Ah yes, the Nadness... Watching you evolve into a Goddess has been pure pleasure, and I love how our relationship has evolved as well. You've found your voice... it speaks loudly and carries a big-ass stick. Who's ready for the Nadness?! Not many, granted, but I am. And so is the rest of your RLD family.

I have nothing but love for you, Nadia. Well, love, and a red glowy dildo... but it's all for you!
September 8, 2006
My beautiful, loving, lovely Nadia! How many wonderful things can I say about this girl!!! I love her! After spending a week at Burningman with you, I know how absolutly amazing you really are, and I cherish our friendship, how it has grown, and how much more I can see it becoming. :) Smooch, and I love you sweetie!
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September 8, 2006
My beautiful, loving, lovely Nadia! How many wonderful things can I say about this girl!!! I love her! After spending a week at Burningman with you, I know how absolutly amazing you really are, and I cherish our friendship, how it has grown, and how much more I can see it becoming. :) Smooch, and I love you sweetie!
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"And Scene..."

The family is sitting at the dinner table.
The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there's three kinds of breasts.
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her
thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?"

"Yes, you see them, and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says,... read more
Thu, December 6, 2007 - 11:08 AM permalink - 6 comments
 
I tried posting this as a listing, but it didn't work quite right, so spread the word for me people:

Hi all! I am offering my services for hair extensions before the burn. The photogragh show is of the braiding job I did for Lynnsane last year at the burn. I ill be using yarn and ribbon instead of synthetic hair. This substitute is less damaging to your hair, slighlty different from hat most everyone else will have, and not nearly as flamable. You can either let me know what you want or... read more
Fri, August 3, 2007 - 1:07 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb deciding what to have for dinner.
Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the decision"

Benjamin Franklin
Wed, January 24, 2007 - 2:50 PM permalink - 2 comments
 
"Aidan, don't play with that so close to your nose...are you putting that in your nose?...What is it?...Don't stick that up there!!"
And what was it...a ring- clinical diagnosis: foreign body in left nostril. So, after attempting take it out on my own, we went over to my Dad's house to enlist his help. Funny thing... he wouldn't let us actually stick the tweezers up his nose ( a little late to develope an aversion). So my clever father suggested we give him a shot of Bailey's Irish Cr... read more
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