Karie is warm and kind and evil and funny and helpful and remembers things. She snorts when she laughs. She's the kind of person you dive in and help when she needs it because she'd do (and has done) the same for you.

helga is simply a force of nature, grand and stunning, she gets what she wants and no mortal can refuse

Karie is the best, and I'm not just writing this because I am drunk. Her glorious laugh - punctuated oh so curtly with those lively snorts of glee - is enough to make a camel need a diaper.

And if she ever taunts you with that flowing cleavage of hers, like she has with me <biting lip> you are in for it. I never thought I could be so intimidated/attracted/scared/engrossed/taunted by/made to feel sexy/fired up to mosh/giggly by a Santa Viking Goddess as you see here.

PS - for a good time, whiskey.

Karie is a REALLY good driver.
Um, she can fold things very well.
Karie has cool shoes.
She never points. ('cause your not supposed to do that!)
Oh.... and she is a grate spelar olso!

But seriously folks......

I never had a sister. I never knew what that was about. And then Karie showed up in my life.

She is an amazing listener, and will force you to keep your eye on the road. Then she will say, "HEY NUMBNUTS! What are ya trying to do?? Kill us BOTH?????

She is stealth in her intent, and will never take yours for granted.

She is always on the lookout for the best in you and will remind you when you lose your way.

She is not a small talker. If you wanna talk about the weather? Call someone else. The diologue with Karie is so rich, contagious and heeeeeeesterical, you will find yourself salivating for more! Deffinately addictive!

She's really HOT too! :)