Ahh Marcus James Corvetti. His name is music to my ears, and brings to mind a lavish crimelord mansion on the eastern seaboard of Italy, dripping with crystal chandeliers and packed full of illegal weapons and drugs like the cheeks of J-Lo's ass in a $200 pair of Diesel Jeans.

Could you possibly have it all with just one man? I think so. MJ is a jack of all trades and a master as well. A man who wields both hemispheres of his brain like double swords - an equally talented musician and composer as well as programmer and science buff.

He also cooks a mean steak.