BREAK TIME. After coding the functionality of two rather complex methods I figure it was time to have a little fun. Last night I had to fill out a questionaire for a job. Ever since I returned to Kansas I've become COMPLETLY indiffernt towards finding work. That being the case I've gotten quite cavalier when it comes to filling out questionaires. Here are my responses to a particular set of questions. Not all of them are outright funny but all should at least make you smile a little. Enjoy!
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Just a snap shot of the bullshit I’ve had to put up with.

Retarded recruiter: “What have you been doing for the past two years!?”
What I wanted to say: “I’ve been in grad school you stupid bitch! Did you even read my resume? It fucking says right there! What the fuck is wrong with you?!”

Same retarded recruiter: “If you want a job you should really show up on time.”
What I wanted to say: “OH! IS THAT THE SECRET?! Just show up on time?! No wonder I can’t land a job! Next time I’ll just... read more

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So I saw something mildly weird today. On the corner there was a nice clean cut well dressed young man holding a sign, “homeless, please help”. So I’m used to seeing the homeless, although they are fairly rare in Orange County. What I wasn’t used to seeing was someone that was obviously only recently homeless. That’s kinda scary and a reminder that I’m really not that far from being homeless myself.

I pulled over and gave the kid everything I had in my wallet. It was a whopping 4 dollars b... read more

I was telling this guy the other day about life in Kansas. I was trying to explain to him that EVERY town in Kansas is a small town. Even in Topeka everybody still knows your business.

I was thinking about this earlier today about how inbred Kansas REALLY is. This was my experience raise your hand if you had something similar.

So even in Topeka you can’t hardly go anywhere without someone recognizing you and everybody knows your business ESPECIALLY if you’re in high school.

Everybo... read more