1. I taught myself to read.
2. I started a coven when I was thirteen.
3. I sold my first painting when I was ten. I only got ten bucks for it, but I spent it all on candy, so I was happy.
4. I love trick-or-treating, but I never keep the candy.
5. I brood, on a frighteningly regular basis.
6. I've only been in love once.
7. I once sat on a bee.
8. I prefer to ride horses bareback.
9. My cats periodically gift me with mice they've caught--by placing the bodies on my pillow while I'm sleeping.
10. I'm the youngest of ten grandchildren, and indisputably, the most spoiled.
11. I was the only person in my school who was asked to not come to my 5-year high school reunion. (My school is only willing to do five years, rather than the usual ten.)
12. I failed my freshman year.
13. I still haven't gone to college.
14. I taught Sunday school and children's church.
15. I write music.
16. I used to organize poker tournaments behind the drama room in high school.
17. I had my first date at 23.
18. I had my first threesome when I was 13.
19. I wanted to be a missionary.
20. I play the piano and the flute.
21. I once sat in front of a painting at the Smithsonian for three solid hours.
22. I outed my ex as being bi.
23. When I was a kid, I wanted to be one of three things: race-car/getaway driver, jewel thief, or a cop.
24. I still don't know how to ride a bike.
25. I broke my brother's nose when I was seven.
26. I can't cook.
27. I love kissing.
28. I am terrified of snakes. I will not touch them.
29. I have a serious fetish for men wearing three piece suits and suspenders.
30. I'm a published author.