"An Intelligence Officer in Afghanistan who writes!"
December 8, 2004
So, you're in a little bit of a "funk", and although you might be surrounded by a serene landscape, or a beautiful sunset, you can't see past the tip of your own nose, and THAT'S when the music just kinda comes out of nowhere (and you hear the cheerful sounds of "The Association" lilting all around you)...
Who's trippin' down the streets of the city
Smilin' at everybody she sees
Who's reachin' out to capture a moment
Everyone knows it's NAT'LIE!
And NAT'LIE has stor-my eyes
That flash at the sound of lies
And NAT'LIE has wings to fly
Above the clouds (above the clouds!)
Above the clouds (above the clouds!)
- - flute solo - -
- - first verse repeat - -
Everyone knows it's NAT'LIE!
[repeat and fade...]
Where was I... OH YES! Natalie! Of course, Natalie is not just an "electronic presence" (as few, yet particularly LUCKY individuals here know oh-so-well...), nor is she primarily a physical/intellectual/emotional presence - - Natalie is, in its most pure definition, a FORCE OF NATURE! She's - -
Who's trippin' down the streets of the *!!!SCRAAAAAAAAAATCHHHHHH!!!* OKAY, enough with the goddamn record - - they get the point!
Look at her iconic tribe photo - - JUST LOOK AT IT RIGHT NOW - - and I DARE you to tell me you've seen an electronic representation of a person's likeness BORE a HOLE through your skull like THAT, AND make you want to confess to her, out of the effing BLUE, to all of the times you kick-started yourself under the itchy wool covers at summer camp when you were a teenager! Heh? HEH??? I didn't HEAR YOU! That's right, you CAN'T. Because, Natalie is a CRAZY GODDESS, but, crazy LIKE A FOX! She softens the hardest heart with her sensibilities, melts the most cynical personalities with her sincerity, dazzles the most self-absorbed pompous pseudo-intellectual bastids with her mind, makes them ALL do what she wants them to do, and then - - she has BREAKFAST! Want to know what she does from lunch to late-night snack? If you're good, and I mean VERY, VERY GOOD, you may have a chance to find out. BUT I DOUBT IT. 'Cause her bullsh!t meter is always on, and always true. Natalie! A sweet and good friend. Now, GET OUT OF HER WAY, CRETIN!!!
Everyone knows it's NAT'LIE!
[repeat and fade...!]
Sincerely, atomic!
