about me
I'm a short, loud-mouthed, stout, sweaty, hairy, cocky little fucker. I'm more than anybody ever gave me credit for. There really is a whole fuckin lot more to say, but- god, I really do need to stop opening up to people.
The guileless smile that I make at myself in the mirror almost every day is one that very few other people deserve to see...and yet, here I am, smiling at you, because my ignunt country ass never seems to learn.
I rarely ever even log into this here tribe.net, and yet I keep a profile on here because I'm such a fucking attention whore. Send me a message telling me how hot I am. Seriously. DO IT RIGHT NOW.
I'm too smart for my own good and yet too stupid to make any good come of it, and it's highly unlikely that I will ever evolve into something more than the ridiculously intuitive overly critical scary sweaty naked slut that I am. So don't count on me someday "maturing" into an agreement with all your ignunt-ass viewpoints.
Whoever you are, I love you and hate you.