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overheard in new york

Lady facing sign reading "Security": Excuse me -- where can I find security?!

Hapless intern: Um...



--New York-Presbyterian Hospital



Overheard by: i hate hospitals



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Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2007-12-13
Thu, December 13, 2007 - 11:00 AM permalink

Mom: Where's Billy?

Kid: He's back there, asleep on the toilet paper. [Family looks back and sees Billy resting his head on stack of toilet paper rolls.] Come on, Billy. We've got toilet paper you can sleep on at home.



--Target



Overheard by: Scott



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Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2007-12-13
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Subway preacher, after incoherent rant: So, can I get a 'Hallelujah'? [Passengers silent.] Well, then can I get a 'Thank you, Jesus!'? [Passengers silent.] Okay, then. Now I'm just going to talk to the born-again Christians on this train. Everybody else can ignore me -- just like you're ignoring Jesus!



--4 train



Overheard by: JVM



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Thu, December 13, 2007 - 7:00 AM permalink

Guy to manager: I lost my wallet near here, and I was wondering if anyone turned it in?

Crazy lady at copy machine: Maybe you left it in some boy's pants.



--Staples, 56th & Park



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Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2007-12-13
Thu, December 13, 2007 - 5:00 AM permalink

Guy: She is not a crack whore!

Chick: She's pregnant and she's doing cocaine!

Guy: Well, that's not crack.



--Starbucks



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Man: The one time I bought a steak from here I left it out and it turned all brown.

Cashier: Yeah?

Man: Yeah... But then the next time I just put it in my pocket and it stayed good all day.



--D'Agastino



Overheard by: kimmy-yo



Headline by: Michele



Runners-Up:

· "Don't Ask Where He Keeps the A-1..." - the horologist

· "Gives a Whole New Meaning to Meat-packing" - Gosia

· "He Said, As He Pulled Out His Penis." - Allan

· "I Got a T-Bone in My Pocket with Your Name on It" - Marc Bernard

· "My Crotch Always Has a Chilling Effect" - Rhys Southan

· "Worst Pickup Artist Ever" - smittie





Click here to see the new Headline Contest



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Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2007-12-13
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Conductor: You know what stop this is?

Alabaster college prep: Harlem?

Conductor: Mmm-hm... Hope you find what you're looking for, son.



--125th St station, Harlem



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Little girl: Daddy, what's wrong with Chinese people? Why do they never smile?

Dad: It's because they're robots.

Little girl: What about black people? Are black people robots?

Dad: No, not that I'm aware of.



--4 train



Overheard by: Audrey



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LI girl: Wait, where's the milk for the coffee?

Cashier: The sugar's right here.

LI girl: No, I want milk. Don't you have any milk in this whole place? For coffee?

Cashier: No, because you said you want regular.

LI girl: Yeah, regular -- like 'not decaf.'

Cashier: No. Regular is 'no milk.'

LI girl: No. Black is like this -- 'no milk.'

Cashier: No. Black is 'not hazelnut.'

Onlooker: Learn how to order or get out of the way.



--Ess-a Bagel, 21st & 1st



Overheard by: Jackie G



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Hipster girl on cell: Yeah, we're just gonna smoke some hookah and watch the freshmen. They're really entertaining.



--Columbia University



Hobo exiting trashcan and shooting smoking pedestrian a dirty look: That smells disgusting. Smoking is such a nasty habit! [Stalks off.]



--10th & Broadway



Overheard by: firefry



Lady: ... And she's just the most adorable child! I mean, she has these angelic features and then the voice of a 40-year-old smoker.



--College Walk, Columbia University



Bimbette to friend: They were, like, giving me a bunch of shit since I'm pregnant and still smoking. I was like, 'It only causes low birth weight. What's the big deal?!'



--6 train



Overheard by: Drew



Conductor: A reminder, folks -- no smoking in the restrooms. You know who you are.



--Amtrak to Boston





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