I love this crazy Starman. Don't let the shiny pate or the English accent fool you. He is one strange cookie who god bless him has managed to traverse this world incognito with nary a telltale clue as what he really is . He does this with such ease that no common human is ever left the wiser. Well... sometimes you do find one of them standing around and scratching their head wondering how someone so persnickity can be so warm and fuzzy. I mean really who would call an Englishman warm and fuzzy. The truth is is that he's Bigfoot... well the abominable Snowman also known as Yeti. Yep you got it folks him with his big white furry hat and "desert filthy" white yeti suit. He even smells like a bigfoot. Kind of like haggus or corned beef and cabbage. Funny cause all he eats is leaves, bark and various other types of Yeti food.

This Snowman is my favorite playmate in the whole world. We're like Lucy (Peanuts) and Stewey (family guy) left alone in a playpen. He's my reason to go to a party. In fact I get sad I'm at an event and he's not around . Us two put together are trouble. Insane and psychotic in our mirth and mischief. He makes me laugh so hard I lose years of hard earned trauma. When I make him laugh tea shoots out of his nose. He teaches me how to play nice with others and I in turn teach him to go a little bit deeper and look at things other people might not think to look at and then make fun of it.

He is a beloved friend and an eternal brother. He loves and accepts those he loves with no conditions and with non-judgemental tolerance.

And he's the only one who really gets my sick and twisted humor.

newt should be symbolized by a symbol because letters are too common to encompass this man's nature.

I love him. Underneath all the glamour and hype, there's my true, dear, kind, honest friend Newt.

when i notice beauty around me, i think of newt.

He looks remarkable for his age & he comes from Dudlay...owright. Bless