"Some people never find it
Some only pretend
But I just want to live
Happily ever after, now and then"

"To die,
Perchance to sin,
That's the rub,
For in that sleep of sin,
What kingdom may come?
What of the limitless sex and violence,
In the wake of Ragnarok"

"All stressed out and nobody to choke!"

"Don’t Piss Me Off! I’m Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies."

"Laugh and the world laughs with you cry and the world laughs at you."

“Our dreams are beautiful, our fate is sad, but day by day it’s generally pretty funny...”
- Michael Cristofer

"Can't we just dance for awhile?"
- Michael Cristofer

"Beauty of whatever kind, in its supreme development, invariably excites the sensitive soul to tears."
- Edgar Allan Poe

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."
- Robert Frost

"Every knot was once straight rope."

"Every nut was once tree growth."

"Hungarians cut from the left,
Moscovites from on high;
Turks come straight on,
while Poles trace their crosses"
- Polish saber fighting saying

"Your wetness incites.
If your lotus was a lake,
I would dive right in. "

"Why torture yourself, when life does it for you?"
- Anita Blake

"Create Beauty, yet celebrate darkness"

"Fencing - Poke correctly to score"

"Fencing - It's all in how you thrust"

"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players.
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages."
- From As You Like It (II, vii, 139-143)

"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy."
- From Hamlet (V, i, 203-204)

"To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow; a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."
- From Macbeth (V, v, 19)

"Though this be madness, yet there is method in 't."
- From Hamlet (II, ii, 206)

" 'Surrender.'
'You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept' "
- The Princess Bride

"Happiness is just a temporary chemical imbalance from the true state of being."

"In every good thing there is something bad."

"In times of crisis, it is of utmost importance not to lose one's head."
- M. Antoinette

WESTERN ASTROLOGY:
Aquarius
The Water Carrier
January 21 to February 19

Traditional Aquarian Traits:
Friendly and humanitarian
Honest and loyal
Original and inventive
Independent and intellectual

On the dark side....
Intractable and contrary
Perverse and unpredictable
Unemotional and detached

Aquarius About Your Sign...
Aquarians basically possess strong and attractive personalities. They fall into two principle types: one shy, sensitive, gentle and patient; the other exuberant, lively and exhibitionist, sometimes hiding the considerable depths of their character under a cloak of frivolity. Both types are strong willed and forceful in their different ways and have strong convictions, though as they seek truth above all things, they are usually honest enough to change their opinions, however firmly held, if evidence comes to light which persuades them that they have been mistaken. They have a breadth of vision that brings diverse factors into a whole, and can see both sides of an argument without shilly-shallying as to which side to take. Consequently they are unprejudiced and tolerant of other points of view. This is because they can see the validity of the argument, even if they do not accept it themselves. They obey the Quaker exhortation to "Be open to truth, from whatever source it comes," and are prepared to learn from everyone.

Both types are humane, frank, serious minded, genial, refined, sometimes ethereal, and idealistic, though this last quality is tempered with a sensible practicality. They are quick, active and persevering without being self-assertive, and express themselves with reason, moderation and sometimes, a dry humor.

They are nearly always intelligent, concise, clear and logical. Many are strongly imaginative and psychically intuitive, so that the Age of Aquarius, which is about to begin, is much anticipated by psychic circles as an age in which mankind will experience a great spiritual awakening. The Aquarian philosophical and spiritual bent may be dangerous in that it can drive the subjects into an ivory-tower existence where they meditate on abstractions that bear little relevance to life. On the other hand it can help the many who have scientific leanings to combine these with the Aquarian yearning for the universal recognition of the brotherhood of man, and to embark on scientific research to fulfill their philanthropic ideals of benefiting mankind. When some cause or work of this nature inspires them, they are capable of such devotion to it that they may drive themselves to the point of exhaustion and even risk injuring their health.

Both types need to retire from the world at times and to become temporary loners. They appreciate opportunities for meditation or, if they are religious, of retreats. Even in company they are fiercely independent, refusing to follow the crowd. They dislike interference by others, however helpfully intended, and will accept it only on their own terms. Normally they have good taste in drama, music and art, and are also gifted in the arts, especially drama.

In spite of the often intensely magnetic, forthcoming and open personality of the more extrovert kind of Aquarian, and of their desire to help humanity, neither type makes friends easily. They sometimes appear to condescend to others and take too little trouble to cultivate the acquaintance of people who do not particularly appeal to them. They do not give themselves easily - perhaps their judgment of human nature is too good for that - and are sometimes accounted cold. But once they decide that someone is worthy of their friendship or love, they can exert an almost hypnotic and irresistible mental attraction on them and will themselves become tenacious friends or lovers, ready to sacrifice everything for their partners and be faithful to them for life. However, they are sometimes disappointed emotionally because their own high personal ideals cause them to demand more of others than is reasonable. And if they are deceived their anger is terrible. If disillusioned, they do not forgive.

Aquarians work best in group projects, provided that they are recognized as having a leading part in them. They have a feeling of unity with nature and a desire for knowledge and truth that makes them admirable scientists, especially astronomers and natural historians. They may excel in photography, radiography, electronics - anything connected with the electrical and radio industries - aviation and everything technical. On the arts and humanities side their progressive tendencies can be expressed in writing, especially poetry, and broadcasting, or as welfare workers and teachers. Some have gifts as entertainers and make good character actors (having an ability to mimic) and musicians. The more psychic among them possess healing gifts, especially in curing the mentally sick.

Among the faults to which they are liable are fanatical eccentricity, wayward egotism, excessive detachment and an inclination to retreat from life and society, and a tendency to be extremely dogmatic in their opinions. Aquarians can be a threat to all they survey or a great boon for humanity in general. Circumstances - for example, continuous opposition to a cause they hold dear - may cause the atrophy of the openness of mind that is one of the Aquarian's most attractive traits. They may express a lack of integrity in broken promises, secretiveness or cunning. Simmering anger and resentment, rudeness or, worse, a tense, threatening silence which may suddenly burst out in eruptions of extreme temper, these are all part of the negative side of the Aquarian. This can also reveal itself in a sustained hatred for enemies that is capable of enlarging itself into a misanthropy toward the whole of mankind.
Possible Health Concerns...
As Aquarius is said to govern the legs from knees to ankles and the circulation of blood, its natives are susceptible to ailments particularly in the legs and ankles, such as cramps, and are also liable to spasmodic and nervous complaints, as well as wind, catarrh, diarrhea, dropsy, goiter and delirium tremens - so that the avoidance of alcohol is important for those Aquarians who have a taste for it.

Aquarius in Relationships...
The Water Bearer has many relationships -- the real prize, though, is in finding that perfect one. Aquarians love to give pleasure, in keeping with their altruistic and philanthropic spirit. They also tend to seek agreement in their friendly and harmonious way, a real boon in the give and take of partnership. A progressive nonconformist is a blessing to the Water Bearer, and if they can give them the space they crave, even better. The key to real passion for Aquarians, however, is in connecting with that lover who can make vulnerability safe for them. Aquarians are so often busy caring for the masses that they forget about themselves! A lover who can help the Water Bearer get in touch with their innermost feelings and teach them to put the analyzing aside will tap into a torrent of emotion waiting to be released. The ideal Aquarius soul mate is an Einstein with lots of soul.

Aquarius and Sex...
As befits an Air sign, Aquarians tend to approach sex via the mind. If they can share and discuss their thoughts with their lover, matters in bed will be greatly enhanced. Their natural curiosity will also lead them to experiment with creative play between the sheets, so watch out! Pushing the envelope is a natural response for these folks, and they'll continually test the waters for ever greater pleasures. A delicious mystery lurks beneath the surface of these oft-controlled souls, and the lover who can call their bluff is in for a wild ride. The issue of mind vs. body, and which is more important, is also with the Water Bearer. A lover who can convince them of the pleasure principle will set this sexual being free.

Aquarius in Love...
The analytical Aquarian approaches the game of love slowly, methodically and deliberately. Playing the game of love is fun in and of itself and should not be rushed. While falling in love, the Water Bearer can fill myriad roles for a lover, thanks to their keen mental energy and boundless commitment to a good cause. Conversely, a lover who won't play along will meet an immovable object in righteous Aquarius. The greatest challenge in love for the Water Bearer is intimacy, the emotional and empathetic aspect of love. Without it, love is incomplete, so those born under this sign must find that space where they can feel and trust. If that is achieved, love with Aquarius can soar to the stratosphere.

LIKES
* Fighting for Causes
* Dreaming and Planning for the Future
* Thinking of the Past
* Good Companions
* Having Fun

DISLIKES
* Full of Air Promises
* Excessive Loneliness
* The Ordinary
* Imitations
* Idealistic

Problems that may arise for you, and their solutions...
As with all sun signs, we all have unique traits to our personalities. When these traits are suppressed, or unrealized, problems will arise. However, with astrology we can examine the problem and assess the proper solution based on the sun sign characteristics. As an Aquarius you may see things below that really strike home. Try the solution, you most likely will be amazed at the results. If you find yourself on the receiving end of the negatives below, it is because you are failing to express the positive.

Problem: Being left all alone while others enjoy the companionship you long for.
Solution: You should practice expressing your humanity by accepting people the way they are and not find too much fault in them.

Problem: You always seem to miss the boat when it comes to love.
Solution: Try letting down the mental guard that you keep on your emotions that stops you from being the self you long to be.

Problem: You always seem to miss out on the better jobs or big promotions at work.
Solution: Learn to use your positive side in teamwork and group effort, the lone wolf approach will get you nowhere.

Problem: You seem to become physically ill more than you should.
Solution: By repressing your emotions you drive the unrest deep inside where it can cost you in terms of health. Express your feelings but do it with tact.

Your ruling planet is URANUS


EASTERN ASTROLOGY:
Fire Dragon

The most righteous, outgoing and competitive of all Dragons, the Fire Dragon will expect a lot from everyone. But while he may be demanding and aggressive, he is also blessed with enormous energy and has a lot to offer in return. The trouble is that he may go around with an air of superiority plus authority and make people fear or shy away from him. His leadership qualities are often marred by his desire to be treated like the Messiah. Fire matched with his forceful lunar sign will give him overzealous and dictatorial inclinations. He pushes too hard even where there is little resistance.

In reality, he is an open and humane person given to impartiality and uncovering the truth at all costs. His criticisms are objective and he has the power to arouse the masses with his vibrant personality. A natural empire builder, he will look toward the supreme order of things, with himself at the helm, of course.

Because the Fire Dragon is often enveloped by insatiable personal ambition, he is short-tempered, inconsiderate and unable to put up with anything less than perfection. He also overgeneralizes or jumps to conclusions, frequently lumping people into categories without allowing for or even perceiving their individual differences.}

Nonetheless, here is a performer of the highest degree who could easily be a source of inspiration to his fellowman and a personality who will catch the public eye when he learns to master his negative traits and communicate more humbly with others.


ASTROLOGICAL CHART

Your sun sign is Aquarius. Your Ascendant is in Sagittarius, and your Moon is in Scorpio.

Sun in Aquarius, Moon in Scorpio-
This astrological position indicates a determined nature in full control of itself. Your feelings are likely to be intense, passionate, and lasting. When wronged you do not rest until your desire for revenge has been satisfied.
You are worldly and knowledgeable in many areas. You are perhaps too positive and assertive of your will, too self-reliant. You pursue your aims inexorably, often using others to achieve your ends. You should meet with success in business or professional work, for you remain steady and hard-working. Love is a very important matter in your life. But power struggles may arise between you and your love object. Your feelings are so intense and your desires so well-aimed that you are likely to become overly demanding.
The key to a more harmonious self lies in channeling some of your inherent self-control to relaxing your will. You could use your knack for investigating and probing to better understand your motivations and psychological make-up.

Ascendant in Sagittarius, Jupiter in the Fifth House-
At the time of your birth the zodiacal sign of Sagittarius was ascending in the horizon. Its ruler Jupiter is located in the fifth house.
Sagittarius rising denotes lives which are very dualistic; situations come and go as if divided into two sides - success and failure.
If you are able to raise the interests of your mind from common and trivial things to more profound subjects, your intellect will become very philosophical and attracted by law and peace, and it will be more intuitive than rational. In any case your life will be colored by impulsive and rather stubborn tendencies on your part, creating some inclination to go to extremes,
During the course of your existence you must try to develop intuition and human understanding so that you may be in a position to assist other people with your advice.
Sagittarius gives you a rather strong love of nature and makes you somewhat extroverted, demonstrative and passionate, falling in love frequently and without reservations. You are an intellectual, an intelligent person who has been fortunate enough to be granted also a good development of the emotional functions.
Your romantic life will be intense and varied. Your object of love may find you difficult to understand. In one aspect you will appear as passionate and energetic but because of the mutability of the sign you will also have an opposite tendency that will lead you away from involvement in the love affair and the latter impulse will be caused by a more inner trait, which is personal freedom.
Generally speaking, the sign of Sagittarius will incline you to exist in environments in which your physical body, emotions and thoughts are allowed total freedom for development. On a higher intellectual level you may find yourself inclined to dwell in the deep complexities of philosophy, metaphysics, religion and law. You are versatile enough to study more than one discipline simultaneously not forgetting to keep your body in physical movement, since you require both intellectual and physical exercise.
Jupiter positioned here denotes first of all that the bulk of your life events will be geared to the satisfaction of your social tendencies, to the expansion of your love life, and to the inclination of many business speculations. This position indicates that your affections are frank, justified and conducted with much self-control and good nature. It is a hint that you will be very successful in all your adventures with love affairs; including financial gain therein.
As far as your family is concerned, this position promises lovable and talented children from whom you will derive much happiness and felicity.

Sun in the Second House-
The Sun was found in the second house at the time of your birth. This position makes financial matters - and the act of physical conquest and possession - the central motivation of your existence.
It is virtually a necessity that you address yourself to gaining material security. The obligations of giving still exist for you as a real difficulty which you must learn to deal with.
You should enjoy your own wealth and also instruct yourself in the art of giving. You wish to be respected in financial matters and like to be regarded as a person who is self- sufficient.
There exists a great amount of faith in your abilities; you believe that no matter what happens, you will always endure financially. These influences of the Sun grant strong possibilities for success in life.
Your weaknesses in money include a tendency to be very demonstrative, a desire for money because of the power it wields. As you reach mature age, the doors of opportunity will open for you through persons highly placed in government. Don't miss the chance.

Venus in the Third House-
Venus was in the third house of your horoscope at the time of birth. You are keenly interested in the creative arts, and your thoughts and words are surrounded by a halo of beauty, taste, and proportion. Your mind actually feels the emotions connected with nature and the higher aspects of things human. Venus here augurs pleasant and kind relations with members of your family; the disposition of your intellect is congenial, youthful, and attractive.
The keys to a better integration of both your mental and emotional functions consist of deepening your personal relationships and of turning the mind inward so that you may be able to know the world better by means of true self-knowledge.

Saturn in the Eighth House-
Saturn was found in the eighth house at the time of birth. Because of the restraining influence of this planet, matters concerning legacies, inheritance, and the financial dealings of your partner or associates could be severely limited and may be frustrated by what seems to be harsh fate.
Psychologically you are rather serious in connection with sexual affairs. You approach sex with caution, rationality and planning. Excess reason and thought in this direction may create some frustration in sexual matters.

Moon in the Tenth House-
The Moon was found in the tenth house at the time of birth. Among other things, this is an indication of your ability to adjust to varying conditions. Whatever your temperamental qualities may be, destiny will place you in situations where you will have dealings with the public.
Some public note could eventually come your way. Yet you should remember that the Moon successes are rather ethereal and do not maintain a permanent state.
Imagination, a tenacious disposition and ability to relate to the public are among your attributes. Outwardly, you will appear as one who reacts to emotions rather than to reason, yet you attempt a logical rationalization of your impulsive notions. You will better develop your potentialities in any professional circle where your natural inclinations can be reasonably manifested.

LOVE, FLIRTATION AND SEX
Ascendant in Sagittarius-
For you, love is an opportunity for endless sport, mirth and enjoyment, to be taken in generous helpings and with gusto.
It is not the method or technique of loving that turns you on as much as the sheer joy of mutual participation with your partner.
Remember, you probably have much more stamina than most, so you may inadvertently wear your partner out with your abundant energy. Find out just what your lover likes and dislikes, so that you do not stray into forbidden territory unintentionally.


Sun in Aquarius-
You are a very understanding lover, with a special ability to be helpful when a partner is having emotional difficulties.
You can enjoy a wide variety of sexual experiences, and if you limit yourself to one partner, that person should enjoy lovemaking as a continuously changing adventure, however affectionate.
You are not the type to be tied down intellectually or emotionally, so you must have a partner who respects your freedom.
Achieving the kind of communication you want requires contact on many levels with your partner, so a close relationship will develop slowly.
Although you find sex by itself naturally satisfying, you are quite capable of carrying on a love affair without any sexual contact at all.

Sun in the Second House-
Your style of loving is very concrete, and you go out of your way to give your lover tangible evidence of your affections.
Similarly, the highest values you seek in a lover are faithfulness and loyalty, qualities you are most willing to demonstrate once you have chosen the person you feel is just right for you.
It takes you quite a while to really settle into a relationship. Once that is done, you are a model of steadfastness.
Whatever the twists and turns of fate, your perseverance can pull a relationship through its most difficult hours to achieve the goal you value most - a solid, enduring union of souls.

Moon in Scorpio-
You are especially sharp at focusing on what is important in a situation, particularly in a long-term affair, and acting upon it accordingly.
This ability may be helpful in the long run, but it may cause you to miss some opportunities if you wait too long for a potential lover to open up to you.
Very likely you will choose a partner who takes life less seriously than you do, someone who will provide daily happiness and let you handle the larger problems.
In an ideal relationship, you may totally transcend your personality in sexual consummation, making it an almost religious experience.

Moon in the Tenth House-
Maintaining status in your social affairs is central to your lifestyle, and your reputation as a lover is important to you.
You are often able to turn a love relationship to your advantage in other areas, so that you enjoy and profit from the connection. Just make sure that love is always the primary goal of the relationship.
External events may play a large role in shaping your love life, in the form of unavoidable separations from a desired partner or a new relationship springing up suddenly and unexpectedly. There is little you can do to prevent this, so just relax and enjoy what fate provides.
In general you prefer a dynamic and future-oriented partner whose energies kindle your own.

Venus in Aries-
Your appetite for love is quickly whetted, and you wish to possess the object of your affections without delay.
On the other hand, your desires are usually satiated rather quickly. This enables you to thoroughly enjoy a brief but fiery affair. In a longer-range affair, however, you may feel that your partner lacks the intensity of passion you desire.
You may have to make an effort to pace your desires and be more consistent in your tastes to match your partner's. Although such an affair may take some time to develop, you would be happiest with a patient and understanding lover who can adjust to your timing.

Venus in the Third House-
Love talk and a verbally affectionate lover may be particularly important to you. Compliments and sweet nothings whispered in the ear, as well as dialogue during lovemaking, constitute a significant area of sexual enjoyment.
You should find a lover who is equally knowledgeable about sex and willing to put that knowledge to good use. Your partner should be quite communicative and willing to discuss lovemaking with you.

Mars in Aquarius-
Your style of expression is multifaceted, and you focus on exploring a number of forms of fulfillment rather than developing one particular area. Ideally, you should find a partner who wants to be as wide-ranging as you are, combining variety with truly satisfying intimacy.
You go out of your way to discover and fulfill all your lover's fantasies. But be sure to avoid jealous lovers, for you must remain free to express your personality, even if you do not choose to exercise that freedom.

Mars in the First House-
Your sexual energies are quite direct and are not likely to become confused or sublimated into other areas.
You probably have a good deal of stamina in sexuality, as in other physical pursuits, and you don't tire easily. For that reason, you would do well to match yourself to a lover of similar energy and inclination.
You may be impatient in matters of love, wanting to get on with the affair with a minimum of talk or banter. That is an honest reflection of your feelings, but you should avoid being too hasty; often the delays before a relationship is consummated give you time to think twice about whether you really want to commit yourself to that particular lover.

Planetary positions
planet sign degree house motion
Sun Aquarius 21°29'59 02 direct
Moon Scorpio 10°51'44 10 direct
Mercury Capricorn 29°07'07 01 direct
Venus Aries 07°19'09 03 direct
Mars Aquarius 00°39'49 01 direct
Jupiter Taurus 22°17'55 05 direct
Saturn Leo 12°47'32 08 retrograde
Uranus Scorpio 11°46'44 10 stationary (R)
Neptune Sagittarius 15°47'11 12 direct
Pluto Libra 14°00'36 09 retrograde
True Node Libra 26°34'00 10 direct


House positions (Placidus)
Ascendant Sagittarius 25°02'32
2nd House Aquarius 03°33'55
3rd House Pisces 16°04'46
Imum Coeli Aries 20°30'43
5th House Taurus 15°53'53
6th House Gemini 06°12'32
Descendant Gemini 25°02'32
8th House Leo 03°33'55
9th House Virgo 16°04'46
Medium Coeli Libra 20°30'43
11th House Scorpio 15°53'53
12th House Sagittarius 06°12'32

Major aspects
Sun Square Jupiter 0°48
Sun Sextile Neptune 5°43
Sun Trine Pluto 7°29
Sun Sextile Ascendant 3°33
Moon Square Saturn 1°56
Moon Conjunction Uranus 0°55
Mercury Conjunction Mars 1°33
Venus Trine Saturn 5°28
Jupiter Quincunx Ascendant 2°45
Saturn Square Uranus 1°01
Saturn Trine Neptune 3°00
Saturn Sextile Pluto 1°13
Neptune Sextile Pluto 1°47

THE COWBOY-NINJA-PIRATE-KNIGHT TEST
a Pirate
You scored 5 Honor, 3 Justice, 4 Adventure, and 12 Individuality!
Arr matey. You may belive in honor, and justice, and you certainly have a sense of adventure. But mostly, you play by your own rules. Your code is your own and you are flexible in most situations.
Dress flamboyant and look into a parrot. I think you'll do fine.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 10% on Ninjinuity
You scored higher than 18% on Knightlyness
You scored higher than 7% on Cowboiosity
You scored higher than 98% on Piratical Bent
www.okcupid.com/tests/take


PIRATE NAME-
Dread Pirate Rackham
Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/


WHAT TYPE OF ALCOHOL ARE YOU-
You Are Rum
You're the life of the party, and a total flirt
You are also pretty picky about what you drink
Only the finest labels and best mixed cocktails will do
Except if you're dieting - then it's Diet Coke and Bicardi all the way


ALCOHOL KNOWLEDGE TEST-
Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 144 proof, with specific scores in beer (120) , wine (133), and liquor (113).
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 79% on proof
You scored higher than 92% on beer index
You scored higher than 97% on wine index
You scored higher than 91% on liquor index
www.okcupid.com/tests/take


RENAISSANCE FAIRE PURITY TEST-
You answered "yes" to 117 of 152 questions, making you 23.0% FaireFolk pure (77.0% FaireFolk corrupt).
According to the scoring guide, your renaissance experience level is: A RenRat
members.tripod.com/~whitedr...pure.html

THE 2-VARIABLE INTUITION TEST-
55% Scientific Intuition and
62% Emotional Intuition


THE UNCONVENTIONAL WEAPONS TEST
THE BRAZEN BULL
You scored 83 Obscurity and 86 Brutality!
My God, you are the epitome of creative brutality! Created by Perillos, the Brazen Bull is a hollowed-out metal statue of a bull where victims are put inside and roasted slowly alive as the metal heats under a fire. Perillos, like you, had a twisted mind and used a complex array of tubing to convert the victims' screams to sound like the bellow of a bull, also using the smoke to send up a cloud of incense with each burning. It is said that he also made the victims' bones into jewelry. >:D It is a fun way to live your life, but remember that Perillos was tortured almost to the point of death in his own creation, a fitting end for those of us with such twisted minds.
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SIGNATURE WEAPON TEST-
Halberd
You preferred a weapon with 27% power over speed and 30% range over melee.
You use a Halberd.
Possibly the most versatile polearm ever made, the Halberd is an elegant mix of spear and staff, remaining relatively light while having an effective cutting edge and stabbing point. Your enemies will never get near you; your personal space will be as unreachable as a faraway land.
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WHO WERE YOU IN A PAST LIFE?
***In a Past Life...***
You Were: A Forlorn Sailor.
Where You Lived: Romania.
How You Died: Buried Alive.
www.blogthings.com/pastlifegenerator/