It’s February 2009 in NYC. . . .

The mercury is hovering in the mid 20’s. That’s in the sun mid day.

Last night I walked about 4 city blocks to my truck around 11pm and damn near froze my face off. How do you people live in any of the northern states? I mean really?

I have not ridden any of my scooters going on 6 weeks.

If you know me even for a little while you know that I am not at my most chipper or socially shiny during the month of February.

I am an outdoor person. I need... read more

George Carlin's Views on Aging

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

'How old are you? ''I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna ... read more