Yo yo yo, what up homie g? Haha, you my girl! We've been through a lot together, and we've been really good friends since we first met back in Chemistry with Ms. Johnson. We've had our share of differences, yet we've ALWAYS worked them out, which is totally awesome. You're such a great person, and I'm really happy for you and Alan. He's a really great guy, and I know he'll treat you well. If he doesn't, you better call me so I can go kick some butt! I know you'll do the same with Steve. :) We always have good times together, and I'll never forget chillin with you. I wish you a lot of luck in college, and you know I'm gonna miss ya girlie! Senior year is gonna be off the hizzie fo shizzie! We had BEST keep in touch after we graduate, it would suck if we didnt talk anymore just cuz we don't go to the same school. You know you're gonna be my maid of honor at my wedding!! You're my girl for life, stay cool. I love ya like a fat kid love cake! (in a non-homo way, you know) ~Kristen~

Nicole, Nicole, wow!!!
Yes you are quite the oral surgeon but I think you are a better sit-down comedian!
You are funny as sh%t and sarcastic as hell.
You are a true friend and a great support system! I don't think I would have the b@lls to even talk to Moiphy if it weren't for you!
You remind me not to take things too seriously and know that things will work out for the best in the end!!
I "heart" you!!

Now I think that's a better testimonial (not testicle) than "JAde is hot!" But thanks anyways!!!!