joined on 10/20/06
last updated 04/25/07
November 4, 2006
he's a mad mixin/ turn table spinnin/ I don't actually know dj slang so I'm just gonna stop.
suffice it to say he's cuddly adorable and makes sexy sexy music.
much like a teddy ruxpin.
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Wow. This is a daunting task. Trying to sum up 29 years of Telo in a tiny little blurb. Well, first of all, I'm regretting putting down '29 years', because on March 26th, I'm going to have to go through a lot of effort to change that to '30 years', and that's just not something I'm looking forward to. I suppose if I actually paid attention in school when they taught us typing, I wouldn't mind so much, but as it is, every time I use a keyboard, it just taunts me. Yeah I know, keyboard, that I don't know where the fucking home row is! Will you just leave me alone?! Okay, I'm running out of room, so I'm going to sum me up in one sentence. Here goes:
"Telo Walden is proof positive that the next stage of human evolution is nothing to fear, and we can only hope that when we eventually reach the next stage of human existence, that we are half of what Telo has achieved." -The New York Times
Yes ladies and gentlemen, it is getting to be that time. That exciting time of the year when one man's journey to live another year comes to it's conclusion. My birthday cometh. Well, not for another 30 days (March 26th), but it cometh nonetheless.
I have decided that since I am in a real place this year (Portland), rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere (Chena), that I would have a huge celebration. An extravaganza, if you will. And it will be a week long. Yes, as I foreshadowed in t...
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So I decided that before work today, I'd sit at the waterfall park in downtown PDX and do some crossword puzzles. It was a nice 75 degrees, and I'd been holed up inside getting over a cold. Or flu. Or zombieitis. I still don't know what the hell I had, but it wasn't altogether pleasant.
Anywho, I sat, geeking out on word puzzles, when an 8 year-old kid came running up to me and said, and I quote, as evidenced by the upcoming quote marks, "So my aunt thinks you're hot, and if you're single...
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You know what I like about the phrase "unnecessary gratuitousness"? The phrase itself is unnecessarily gratuitous. Seriously, that's getting into some realy deep shit right there.
Also, it's sinfully fun to say...
Sat, June 23, 2007 - 12:40 AM
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April 4th. At least that's what my plane ticket says. I arrive in Portland at 2:15pm, head to where I'm staying in Beaverton, then on April 5th, The Frolic of a Free Man will begin in various Portlandic locations. You have been warned.
Sat, March 17, 2007 - 11:02 PM
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Well PDXers, I gave my 2 1/2 week notice here at Chena, my last day being March 31st. And if I can arrange to get my important things shipped to Oregon in a timely manner (my turntables, mixer, etc.), I will probably be leaving the FBX on April 2nd or 3rd. I unfortunately won't have NEARLY the amount of money I wanted to have, but it's hight time I get the hell out of Dodge. So yeah, see you peeps soon. I'll keep you posted!
Wed, March 14, 2007 - 4:42 PM
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+++ SPUN ACADEMY +++,
AK in PDX,
Breaks,
Buffyverse,
Joss Whedon,
Keep Portland Weird,
Le Parkour Wannabes,
Mac OS X,
Ninjas vs. Pirates,
Playgrounds and Graveyards,
Portland Electronica,
Portland Hawthorne Hostel,
Southeast PDX,
Tribal Dance Videos,
Telo's 30th Birthday Week-Long Extravaganza!
(blog entry)
Yes ladies and gentlemen, it is getting to be that time. That exciting time of the year when one man's journey to live another year comes to it's conclusion. My birthday cometh. Well, not for another 30 days (March 26th), but it cometh nonetheless...
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Geeks=Hot?
(blog entry)
So I decided that before work today, I'd sit at the waterfall park in downtown PDX and do some crossword puzzles. It was a nice 75 degrees, and I'd been holed up inside getting over a cold. Or flu. Or zombieitis. I still don't know what the hell I...
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My new favorite phrase!
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You know what I like about the phrase "unnecessary gratuitousness"? The phrase itself is unnecessarily gratuitous. Seriously, that's getting into some realy deep shit right there.
Also, it's sinfully fun to say...
Okay. NOW it's official.
(blog entry)
April 4th. At least that's what my plane ticket says. I arrive in Portland at 2:15pm, head to where I'm staying in Beaverton, then on April 5th, The Frolic of a Free Man will begin in various Portlandic locations. You have been warned.
It's official. Well, almost.
(blog entry)
Well PDXers, I gave my 2 1/2 week notice here at Chena, my last day being March 31st. And if I can arrange to get my important things shipped to Oregon in a timely manner (my turntables, mixer, etc.), I will probably be leaving the FBX on April 2n...
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