I wish my next-door neighbor was 7. Then we could split a driveway and share a metal shop and create fantastical creations that revolutionize a world so very badly in need of revolution. We'd play Clutch real loud and have vegan thanksgivings.. only in june, to be really avant garde.

Where were you when I was growing up?? The east was so very tragic and took it'self far far too seriously.. However I believe that your presence alleviates a bit of that..(or does it)??

More than all of this nonsense he has taken time to encourage me in my artistic endeavors. I'd have a crush on him if he wasn't already spoken for.

hes my bro from the west coast...we've been through hell together & bck...haven't seen this belligerence bastard in years...get your arse out to the east coast.

7 tells me dirty stories and then once he tried to cut my arm off with a broken record. Very cute. Some day were going to do freak porn with goats and snakes.

meow-meow-monster wang!-meow-meow!