June 3, 2006
The way I heard it, whilst travelling in Indja, she encountered one of them seven headed snake gods they have over there.. Seems it was only by wielding a rusty machete in each of her eight arms that she managed to pierce it's firey heart and confine it's ancient soul to an old tequila bottle with some dark magic and a plug of chewing gum.
All well and good until she groggily popped it open to take a lil waker upper nip one morning--
Well whut I'm sayin is I wouldn't give this one any guff.
