Seriously...

Is anyone else finding it the tiniest bit annoying that not only do I now have to search to see listings, the majority of them seem to be from businesses (sublet.com, careerbuilder, etc) instead of from the people I signed up to talk with?

I do believe this blows.

Yes virginia there really is a fucktard.

More dating hell....so I put an ad on craigslist what reads I'd like to go see this movie, anyone want to come and of course I get forty responses at least half of which read "are you hot?" like they never spoke to anyone who wasn't fucking hot before cuz that's so beneath them and shit. Then there are like four of five good ones which quickly diminishes upon them speaking and I get down to one. So we go and he stinks of booze so bad I want to roll him in pig shit just so I can breathe, then he regales me with his AA experiences from the 12 fucking states he's been arrested in, interspersed with tales of how the hot girls love him and he's such a fucking charmer. After I escape I get an email that he's just joined some love hookup site and wants me to write a review of him so all the girlies will fall at his feet. Don't even ask about the other guy I went out with, it only gets worse.

Why blind dates suck...

So I met this guy online and we got to chatting and we're having fun and he asked to meet and so we did and everything was fine until he saw me, at which point a little sign went on over his head that said 'How am I going to get out of here????help" ...So we spent a very akward twenty minutes and then I asked if he wanted to get something to eat and he said "no, I'm really tired. It was short but sweet" and took off. I thought well, maybe he's just shy or nervous so I sent him a message to make sure he didn't feel like I didn't like him and he couldn't mail me.

I said "It was nice to finaly meet the face behind the words. Hope to meet you again sometime:)" and I wasn't really expecting a reply but I got one that said "Yes, short but sweet. We'll have to do it again. Talk more later."

And later never came.

Could it be he's busy? Could be but in the trust your instincts department I do believe I've just been blown off. We all know it's easy enough to blow someone off online but it's still rude. Just say 'I'm interested in something else or I don't think we're right for one another, good luck in the future". Don't just sit there and make me wonder and wait.

Also, you might think maybe I sent him a picture from ten years ago or left fifty pounds off me weight; I did not. The picture is less than a year old, and I did the height/weight thing witihin an inch and a couple pounds, I even mentioned that yes, I'm about ten pounds heavier than ideal.

The whole thing leaves me feeling rotten..."You're smart and funny and I really like you...no, wait, you're hideous! RUN AWAY!!

Can I get an Amen!

So I just read an article about this couple, Jehovah's witnesses, who volunteer 70+ hours between them a week. What do they do with this time? Go door to door and pester people to think the way they do. Now I'm no genius (alas, four lousy IQ points shy) but it seems to me that if you are going to spend that much time it would be much better to give it to organizations that actually help people. Go work in a soup kitchen or hold an Aids baby or do any of about a million things to help your fellow humans. When people see what you're doing and how you are choosing to live your life they will want to know why and how they can be more like you; then tell them that religion changed your life and can change thiers too if they so choose. Stop trying to shove your god down our throats and show us faith in action. boneheads.

A.F.K

I'm having the internet cut off tomorrow but I shall return! Carry on.

Hates sewing machine, hates it forever!!

So I got a free sewing machine and I was oh so pleased as I've been sewing by hand for years and it's hard to find time to do. But I can't work the damn thing, I've overcome several frustrating situations only to get stuck on something that should be simple. In theory you dip the needle down to the bottom bobbin and it grabs the thread and pulls it up and everyone is very happy. In practice the fucking thing won't come out of it's hole for nothing and the design is such that's it's impossible to thread it through the hole from the bottom before locking it in place. I can't stand it. There goes my new wardrobe, and my son's. And the dolls and puppets and curtains and chaircovers and pillows and new coat and all my happy little dreams because this cum guzzling son of a bitch just won't burn.

All together now..PRAY!

So I moved here and uprooted my life to attend school and I've now put in my application but even if the school says yes I may not be able to afford it. So please help me out here folks light a candle, burn an effigy, do a little dance and send some good thoughts my way please. It is much appreciated.

Crackheaded fucks

The problem with the world today is that it's full of crackheaded fucks....like the fucks who called me in for a group interview where I'm one of 12 people applying for a part-time positon all of us are overqualified for. Or the people who have twenty hours a week to offer but they want to split it into two positons. Or the people who don't tell me it's yet another stupid group interview so even when I schedule interviews an hour and a half apart I miss the second one cuZ I'm sitting in a room full of crackheaded fucks. Or the fucking trimet bastards who tell me to catch a bus at a place that bus does not go. I hate all the crackheaded fucks and someday I will kill them all.

The future has arrived and it is hella good!

My new favorite place Http://www.etsy.com Join me and together we will change the world.

Serenity!

I can't seem to find a date for the movies so I've decided to take myself to the show:P I've been waiting like a year for Serenity to come out and I actually have the cash for a movie ticket. Today it occured to me that I can even go during the day so I won't have to find a sitter so yippee for me I'ma going to the movies. Should anyone wish to join me you know where I can be found:)