More dating hell....so I put an ad on craigslist what reads I'd like to go see this movie, anyone want to come and of course I get forty responses at least half of which read "are you hot?" like they never spoke to anyone who wasn't fucking hot before cuz that's so beneath them and shit. Then there are like four of five good ones which quickly diminishes upon them speaking and I get down to one. So we go and he stinks of booze so bad I want to roll him in pig shit just so I can breathe, then he regales me with his AA experiences from the 12 fucking states he's been arrested in, interspersed with tales of how the hot girls love him and he's such a fucking charmer. After I escape I get an email that he's just joined some love hookup site and wants me to write a review of him so all the girlies will fall at his feet. Don't even ask about the other guy I went out with, it only gets worse.