September 29, 2008
There is only one metaphor which describes how much I miss my Lisa.
I miss her as much as I miss all the boners I can't have since I came down with the erectile dysfunction.
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Nurse Lisa
Music on my Mind
Find me,
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My Policy on Friend Requests
Words
And I want to lay in the passenger seat of a car
Good Times
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Stuff and ThingsGender
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about me
I'm a Capricorn. I would describe me as shy, silly, strange...I don't know, I'm just me. I enjoy good conversations, walking and dancing barefoot on the beach. I'm sensitive. My eyes turn bright green when I cry, but please don't make me do it. I'm having the best time of my life getting to know myself better, and learning what true friendship really is. I will do almost anything for my friends and family, as nothing is more important to me. If you talk to me, you will learn more.
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My Tribes
! templeton variety,
! Gold Star Tribe !,
<Vatra's Pyronauts & Padawans>,
((( Pronoia ))),
**I GOT TESTED!**,
- University of San Francisco -,
6.7.08 Ali's B-Day at Cafe van Kleef,
A Penguin's life,
Atom's Head,
AZ Burners,
Burning Bright,
Fire Art Injuries,
Fire Tools Development Team,
First Time Homeowners,
fuckinYAY!,
Fuego Family Events,
Gold Stars,
Gratitude!,
Headless Point 3.0,
Healthy Food for Lazy People,
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Random Babbling
I'll be in town tonight for Plump Djs and Brenda's birthday. PM or call if you want to meet up!
Fri, November 20, 2009 - 9:06 AM
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xoxo, Lisa 
I know Tribe is basically DOA, but I just wanted to post some highlights of my life over the past few weeks. I went to LovEvolution a few weeks ago and had a blast, minus getting *really* sick on that Saturday night. I projectile vomited in the back of a cab on my way to Mighty....truly a first experience. At least I got to see a bunch of friends once I got there. :-)
Tue, October 20, 2009 - 9:30 PM
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Four days after I got back to Phoenix from San Francisco, I lost my job. One week later, I was offered my job back (wit... read more
I'll be there this weekend in SF. Hope to see you there!!
Fri, October 2, 2009 - 12:29 PM
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I Think They Like MeI miss her as much as I miss all the boners I can't have since I came down with the erectile dysfunction. June 11, 2008
I have this immense fantasy where Nurse Lisa paints my house.
Now I cannot even look at a bucket of semigloss without busting a zipper.
Unsu...
September 5, 2007
A Recipe.
Form the cutest thought you can in your mind. Okay, now hold it together with cute little cartoon band-aids and dusty pasties. Add a dash of cute sneezes, warming laughter, and coy glances. Cook in Over 100 Degree Heat for no less than 5 days, and you will have yourself the Cutest Thing on Planet Earth. You would have your Very own Nurse Lisa. *Mwah!!* April 25, 2007
~ The Creation of Lisa ~
In between the darkness and light there was silence. The Gods and Goddess alike called to the Universe to create a beautiful being of loving light to wreak havoc on the hearts of mankind! And thus the creation of Lisa began 1 part sugar to 2 parts spice A splash of fire 1 rubber ducky 18 rays of golden light 101 candy kisses on the sweetest lips The sands of time (42 grains to be exact) Endless giggles on a moonlit night An innocent smile with a naughty grin 12 tiny purple floglings A nurturing heart with healing hands A dash of glitter mixed with a spec of dust Whirlwinds of fun in the blink of an eye A puddle of cuddles Timeless beauty A tribe of friends Eyes to melt the hearts of men 25 Jell-O shots 3 cups sprinkles on the fluff of a cloud Wings of a butterfly The ocean's depth A taste of spring on a rainy day & The tears of an angel on a the wings of a dove All churned to perfection, curing through the millennium, handcrafted by the Goddess herself and wrapped in the most enticing package. ~ And the world has never been the same ~ April 9, 2007
dudes, grab this hottie before she gets away. that's all i'm sayin'.
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