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KT

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joined on 12/30/03
last updated 12/09/06
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Age
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about me
When I was three I decided that I was going to marry Optimus Prime and was inconsolable when he died, I have not loved since. For most of my childhood I thought that gigolos were the little trained monkeys dressed as bell hops and for years didn't understand why I couldn't have my own gigolo. I like to move every few years, have done so most of my life, and will continue to do so as long as I can. I'm not fond of people who are stupid, lazy, bigots, or those with bad haircuts. I wish I knew how to MIG weld, knew white crane kung fu, and how to speak Russian. I will agree to do most anything for chocolate cake. Oh and a pint of Guinness sittin' next to a shot o' Bushmills makes me pretty darn happy too.
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From the people who know me...

October 24, 2006
it's all coming black and blue.
like the crazy sea
in your backyard
blues.
your saints may go all the way this year
i wish i could say the same for mine
February 7, 2004
Katie's the greatest thing since Saint Andre cheese from Whole Foods with that pizza that we bought one time, hanging outside drinking beers, remember? Any one fucks with Kaite has me to deal with, and I don't get into fights ever or fight over or for anyone...but I'll do damage if anyone tries to mess with her. She can bake you the wickedest cake and creates food that makes you want to sit on your sofa and get fat and not care about the fungus that's growing between your fat rolls. I can't wait til we grow old together. ~Shobelloby
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January 21, 2004
If there was a word to define Katie, it'd be one of those really really long German words that very few people can pronounce, but capture an entire concept within their syllables - like 'zeitgeist', only longer. If you ever have a problem, don't expect sympathy from this girl, she'll give you back the bootstrap lecture you gave her when she was 12, and pull it off better than you ever did. She doesn't put up with a lot of guff either, so you better have your shit together, or do a really good lost puppy impersonation. I know I can always count on her though, hell, she gave me the combat boots right off her feet once. And now she's gonna learn how to surf. So watch out for her on the waves in sunny FL - she'll be the tough surfer girl without a tan Blue Crushin' it sround, daring you to laugh when she wipeouts.
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